Someone left a comment saying that I wasn't writing Headcannons only incorrect quotes so title and cover changed to accurately say it.
It was three in the morning when I made this book okay, I was fighting sleep.
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•Bama has only one way to get Ohio or Indiana to sleep with him. He just drops a garbage bag full of corn at their feet.
•Alabama is the calm ringleader of the three, mainly because Ohio is trying to kill Michigan most of the time and Indiana is too pure for this world.
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Ohio: *Growls like a rabid dog*
Michigan: AHHH GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!!
Indiana: He don't bite.
Michigan: YES HE DO!
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Alabama: *does the push up challenge for Tik Tok*
Ohio and Indiana: *gets flustered and panicks*
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• If you hurt Ohio or Indiana (looking at you Michigan), Alabama will find you and will kill you
•Indiana and Ohio both have a dirty secret that they want to have a threesome in a corn field.
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