SO I SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT RIGHT? SO I WAS JUST CUDDLING MY CAT WHEN I LOOK ON MY DESK AND SEE THIS HUGE ASS BUG SO I SCREAM AND KICK MY CAT OFF THE BED AND I FREAK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM, ONE HALF OF MY BRAIN YELLING AT ME TO KILL IT WITH THE SHOE, THE OTHER ONE YELLING AT ME TO NOT DO IT BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IF THE BUG CAN JUMP OR FLY
SO AS IM FUCKING FREAKING I EXAME THE DESK AND SEE THE BUG IS NEXT TO MY WATER SO IM LIKE THATS SUCHA. GREAT IDEA BUT I COULDNT GRAB THAT WATER CAUAE IT MIGHT ALER THE BUG SO I RUN UPSTAIRS, GRBA A CUP, FULL IT ALL THE WAY UP AND FUCKING SPLASH THAT BUG, KNOCKING IT OFF THE DESK
SO IM STANDING THERE AND I GO UPSTAIRS AND GRAB A TOWEL, PLACING IT ON THE GROUND. I PICK UP MY TABLE AND TRY TO SMASH IT JUST TO MAKE SURE BUT THE BUG FUCKING MOVES
SO I FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND FINALLY LIKE "SMUSH" IT, I GET CONFIDENT AND GRAB A CROC, STEPPING DOWN ON IT
BUT THEN I HADD TO MAKE SURE AGAIN SO I GRAB MY BABY BROTHERS SCOOTER AND RUN THAT MOTHER FUCKER OVER, SPLITTING IT IN HALF
SO IM LIKE COOL SO I MOVE MY DESK OUT OF TJE WAY AND GRAB ANOTHER TOWEL RIGHT? AND MY VAN IS NEXT TO MY BED WHERE THE DESK WAS SO I GRAB IT AND THERE WERE BABY SPIDERS IN IT
IM FUCKING SCREAMING AND JUST GIVE UP, GOING UPSTAIRS.
I AM SO DONE HOW DO I UNSUBSRICE TO THE WORLD?!?!??
(I would send pictures of the war, but I am NOT going back down there until I get the fucking confidence. I haven't even grabbed the bugs corpse.)
I'll update you guys
EDIT: I tried recording a video for yall but I don't think it's possible to post videos on here that aren't YouTube.. sorry 😔
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TommyInnit Oneshots
Randomayy! oneshots of big man tommyinnit. enjoy the oneshots! (look out for tws) i want to remind you all that this is complete FANFICTION. this has no relation to the real irl tommyInnit. i didn't make the cover of the book i found it off of pinterest :...
