OKAY SO THERES BEEN A SPIDER MAKING A SPIDER WEB IFRONT OF MY BED
IM SCREAMING IM GONNA GO HRAB THE FUCKING VACCUM AND SUCK THIS SHIT IP FUCK THIS SHIT HELL NAH
(I WPULD TAKE A PHOTO BUT YOH LITERWLLY CANT SEE IT)
I WAS CHILLING AJD I LOOK IP FROM MY PHONE AND LOW AND BEHOLD THE WEB IDFK WHERE THE SPIDER IS ALL I SEE IS THIS NEW N APPROVNG WEB
I REACH DOWN AND GRAB A CROCK, THROWING IT AT IT AND IT DOES SHIT BUT NOT ENOUGH
I DONT KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN THERE
IM FINE WITH SPIDERS UT MIGUT NOT SEEM LIKE IT BUT AS LONG AS THEY DONT FUCK WITH ME ION FJCK WITH THEM
THIS IS FUCKING WITH ME I DONT APPRECIATE THIS 😭😭
I HAVENT SLEPT ALL NIGHT ITS TOO EATLY FOR THIS SHIT
FML
UPDATE
I got the vacuum and I'm ready for war
ANOTHER UDPATE I CACXUMB BUT I DINT JNWO IF THE QEB GOT SUCKED UP AND J DONT WHERE THE WEB STARTED AND ENDED IM SO FUCKING TERRIFIED WHERE IS THE SPIDER
THE WEB BROKE .
I'm about to force SOMEONE TO INSEPCT MY ROOM FOR ME
SPIDER ENTHUSIASTS HELP ME OUT DO SPIDWRS RELOCATD WHEN YOU DESTROY WEBS OR ARE THEY STUBBORN BASTARDS AND JUST GONNA RE DO IT IN THE SAME SPOT BECAUSE IF THIS IS A REGULAR THING ISTG
update :)
my cat has come to comfort me
my LEDS are really bugging me because I need to fix them but I'm not gonna get up because one I'm still scared and two sally (my cat) is sleeping :)
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TommyInnit Oneshots
Randomayy! oneshots of big man tommyinnit. enjoy the oneshots! (look out for tws) i want to remind you all that this is complete FANFICTION. this has no relation to the real irl tommyInnit. i didn't make the cover of the book i found it off of pinterest :...