The Reckless Ride to Buttlandia

The ride in the sack

No one POV:

"Ight everyone, hold on tight!!!" Lorax moans as he reaches for his orange hairy bum. He tugs and tugs... nothing. "Hmmm that's odd.... I am not lusciously levitating like I always do." *Dua Lipa starts playing* Lorax groans and pulls his butt even tighter. He then looks over his thiccc ass and has the realization that Wenis, Peppa, Onceler, and Willy are all clinging onto his fluffy fur for the reckless ride. "Oh thank my gibblests, I thought my sassy ass had grown an extra few pounds." Just then, lorax let out the fattest juiciest most appetizing tthree-coursemeal fart of the century. Then, we go zooming off..... Off to the blissful location in paradise beyond the horizons of my ButtLandia: The Sandy Shores of my Butt Beach....oh shit-.

Wenis POV:

We go zipping through the air, faster than my aunt mcgrittle trots to the walmart on black friday, Suppa fast. I feel the air running through my hair, the wind whistles in my ears, and the breeze gently glazes my ever so sexy wenis. Willy pops his head out the sack and let's his silky black hair flow in the wind. He quickly bounces back into the sack, quite comfortable we all there cuddled in one little puddle. He grabs his sequence fanny pack that shimmers and shines the colors of the bright mcdonald arches glowing in the night, and rapidly pulls out a half eaten corn dog that he saved from last wednesday. He vigorously shoved the whole thing in his mouth, giggly the whole time. Onceler is jamming some groovy toons on his banjo, he's singing 1,000,000 bottles of pee on the wall and he's only on 985,873. And then peppa... I reach for her dry flakey hand, but she pulls away leaving only the flakes of her hands that are dryer than Willy's humor. I look at her, and squinted real nice long and hard. Real hard i did squint. Her eyes were fixed on Onceler and his fast plucking fingers (he was finger plucking the banjo for some fast jazzy groovy tunes.) 'I wish I could pluck that fast...' I thought as I gazed over the moist horizon, counting every calipitter I saw. That kept me occupied for a while. A few hours pass, 73.6 to be exact, and Lorax finally releases his tight pull on this thicc juicy ass to decend to my favorite gas station: Kum & Go. We all take a long potty break (well diarrhea in my case, those flamin hot Cheetos really mess me up). The chucklesome, savage gang piles back into Lorax's sack. We're all ready for the ride of our lives.

Time pass like this ASSSSSSS*

After sitting in this warm sack for goodness who knows how long, I've decided to fill you, fill you in on a little backstory, a little money montage on what's happened this past 4.2 days. Peppa and I have been doing flounderly. Just perfect. Ever since I groped that lustful juggle of wenis skin, it's like a rocket went off inside, a rocket full of juices from every coke factory you've ever been to, which is like.. a lot. Life with Peppa and her wenis could not be perfercter....Until recently, that is... You see, I felt that something was a little off. That something was a little sister suspicious. That something was a little off the right side of my crack and up a little; so much to where you can't scratch it just right so you pull your butt hairs out.. Wait..is that.. "OOO! Got one!" Anyway, PEPPA WASN'T EVEN LETTING ME AS SO LOOK AT HER FLAPPY WENIS!! *Single tear falls* *splat* What went wrong? I wondered in lumos, cha cha thought. So I thought, what better way to settle things with my love Peppa, then to have a whole group of disoriented friends and bondage buddies, and the one and one strange shaped, fluffy orange silky thing, and come to the sandy shores of my butt beach.. Oh shit-, and then this way I can also easily view that fluppy puppy flapper of beautiful wenis-

Just then the lorax whipped me, hard. Out of my thoughts I came, by having a drizzling entry crash land into the sand. Somehow, I thought, even though we all got covered in sand, the lorax just elegantly shook it off, with his hair gracefully and beautifully flowing in the breezy air. It reminds me of that sexy prince from Shrek, but the Lorax is covered in this wavy goodness, so it's 1,204.958 better. *swallows back the drool from looking at the Lorax*. Gosh he even shakes that butt of his so *lip bite*-

I was interrupted again by the sound of Peppa squealing????

I get hit in the head with a brick.

"I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU, YOU-" 

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Authors note: Oooooo spicy ehhhhhheh?