Elsa: The Hashira have left us
Queen: it's your fault, you like a trashy hoe dad
Elsa: thanks child of mine :')
Basketball: lol roasted by your own children
Elsa: at least you don't ❤️♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )
Basketball: Stfu, you speak nonsense, I understood nothing
Elsa: exactly
Muzan: Douma remind me why I made you upper 2?
Elsa: don't actually know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Muzan: Ugh, I must have been drunk
Whatrclouds: obvs
Stick: I THOUGHT THE HASHIRA LEFT!?
Whatrclouds: not me, yall speak my language
Cat: which one are you?
Whatrclouds: the mist hashira, Muichiro Tokito
Elsa: so wanna be friends
Whatrclouds: sure why not ig
Elsa: yaasss more friends
Basketball: shut up
Elsa: nope 💅
Queen: MATERIAL GURL!!
Elsa: ikr?
Kindafishyngl: I have your IP Akaza
Basketball: wtf!?
Kindafishyngl: your home address too, your government files say a lot about you
Basketball: tf? I don't have government files
Kindafishyngl: that's what you think
Basketball: what is that supposed to mean?
Basketball: wait
Elsa: can demons even go to jail?
Muzan: They can, but will most likely escape immediately.
Elsa: thnx
Elsa: Imma try to go to jail now, brb
Elsa is offline
Sixeyes is online
Sixeyes: I'm filming it live if y'all wanna see
Queen: yass
Live footage:
Douma breaks into a house, infront of a very surprised family of three. The father in his frock coat and sweatpants, runs up to the telephone to call 911. Douma patiently wait, taunting the family with his fans, drawing blood from the mothers neck.
Soon the police arrive, Douma acts like he isn't a man eating demon, but a person pissed off at his arrest. When Douma gets locked behind bars, he bends them as easily as rubber, gets out and goes on a killing spree.
Elsa is online
Elsa: wassup, I'm back!
Sixeyes: Half an hour in total for the police to arrive, damn that's slow
Queen: that was slay
Elsa: ya, the woman at the jail were jacked, I had fun feasting on them
Elsa: it was hilarious
Cat: we know, Dad Koku recorded it all
Elsa: how did you know where I was?
Sixeyes: I always know where you are.
Cat: dad?
Queen: are you stalking my dad?
Sixeyes: maybe
Muzan: Koku!? You too!?
Sixeyes: can't help myself, he's cute when he sleeps
Queen: I thought demons can't sleep?
Sixeyes: I put stuff in the people he eats sometimes so I can see him sleeping, it's so cute
Elsa: so that's why I always pass out. I'm checking what I eat next time
Basketball: creepy AF
Basketball: what does he look like, send me a pick next time
Elsa: NO
Elsa: that is private information
Sixeyes: k
Basketball: nooooo
Queen: you two are creepy
Stick: Akaza, ew, Koku, wtf, stop stalking our dad
Yoriichi has joined the chat
Yoriichi: wassup 😀
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FanfictionChaos I don't know, I just have been reading a lot of these recently. Just a break from my other story when I get bored. None of the art is mine.
