To finish the assignment or not to (kill me)

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Elsa: uhhh, so Anygays, Giyuu, your invited

Brockenbaddie: okay, so my boyfriend's coming with

Watermelon: EEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA CONE WITH TOO I LOVE WEDDINGS

Pufferfish: If Mitsuri's going in going

Snek: I'm going too then

Elsa: ...

Blindlol: I wanna be the priest

Elsa: uh

Blindlol: I wanna bring a cat

Elsa: oooooo, I love cats :))

3fokkenwives: I'm coming aswell, I can not let the person beating me at my own game win

Donut: I'm coming too then

Elsa: Oh dear mother Mary of Scotts

Pufferfish: it's Mother Mary of Jesus, Mary of Scotts is a queen

Elsa: I know, fuck off

Pufferfish: say that again and you won't have anyone to marry

Elsa: you're too weak to even cut off a demons head how do you think you'll fair with us

Whatrclouds: what's a marry

Elsa: Oh no

Whatrclouds: shut up, oh no is obviously a swear directed towards me

Elsa: you don't know what "oh no" means

Whatrclouds: oh, no I forgot

Elsa: you just used it in a sentence

Whatrclouds: yeah, because it's a swear word, like, duck

Elsa: duck

Whatrclouds: 🦆

Elsa: what

Whatrclouds: it looks like a penis

Elsa: oh-

Whatrclouds: penises get you to heaven

Elsa: wha-

Whatrclouds: I heard a Kakushi screaming "Oh god, Oh god I'm coming!"

Elsa: OH

Blindlol: WHAT

Pufferfish: OH DEAR LORD

3fokkenwives: I REGRET GIVING THE

Pufferfish: giving them what

3fokkenwives: y'know what, goodnight

Snek: isn't it like 9:30am?

3fokkenwives: well, we consider 1:00am night, so why not this?

Snek: ... I want you to know that I think your a dumbass

Elsa: I want to shoot myself in the head

Brockenbaddie: same here

Elsa: LETS

Brockenbaddie: LETS

Salami: NO!

Pufferfish changed 1 name

NoEyebrows: ...

Elsa: 😶 ... 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

NoEyebrows: YOU GOT SOME BALLS, LETS START SUBTRACTING

Elsa: bet, I can regrow them, you can't

NoEyebrows: Is that a threat?

Elsa: wanna find out?

NoEyebrows: stfu, you probably are fucking weak

Elsa: I'm upper two

NoEyebrows: ...

Authors Note:
Sorry for not posting in forever, Life's just been shitty, have a nice day :))

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