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Elsa is online

Michikatsu is online

Basketball is online

Basketball: shit just happened

Yoriichi: ?

Queen: ?

Elsa: I am traumatized

Queen: ok wtf happened

Basketball: I walked in on Kokushibou trying to kiss the top of Douma's head

Elsa: then a fight happened ig?

Elsa: idk it was between Koku and Akaza, something alone the lines of: "bitch I am marrying him, not you slut"

Yoriichi: brother, what have you become

Michikatsu: tonight the music-

Yoriichi: g a e

Michikatsu: yes

Queen: what kind of fight

Elsa: My fists talk for me kinda fight

Queen: oh

Muzan: y'all are too big of gay simps for my liking, that's why I love yall

Elsa: awww

Muzan: I am best mom, momzan

Queen has changed 1 name

Momzan: y e s, I approve

Yoriichi: this is literally the demon king

Momzan: yes, and what do you care? That I get more love than you do from your own brother

Yoriichi: I hate you

Stick: suck it up old man UwU

Queen: NO DON'T USE THAT THING BROTHER

Stick: what, 'UwU'?

Queen: YES, THAT, DON'T USE IT!!! ITS OLD AS FUCK

Stick: But Kaigaku uses it

Queen: shut up or I'm changing your name to simp, bro, Kaigaku used it like five years ago

Stick: really? Felt like five days

Elsa: I feel old

Yoriichi: haha, lol

Stick: Stfu your breath probably smells like moldy cheese left to bake in the sun for six years then doused with fucking garlic

Yoriichi: bitch

Elsa: le gasp, he swore

Michikatsu: you're so cute sometimes Douma

Basketball: ok, what the actual fuck Koku, please stop, not even I simp that hard, like everything he does you find cute

Michikatsu: that just proves my love for him

Yoriichi: dear brother of mine, please tell me where I can find this Douma, I want some advice

Elsa: advice for what?

Yoriichi: how to get him to love me ofc

Elsa: oh! I'll send you a message when I can

Momzan: why tf is this such a normal conversation for once?

Stick: Im not sure if it is

Cat is online

Stick: hiiii darling

Cat: hiiii honey

Elsa: child of mine

Michikatsu: child of mine

Stick: Douma you are in a threesome Stfu

Elsa: oh, ok

Yoriichi: I feel you man

Elsa: YOU ARE IN A THREESOME!?

Yoriichi: NO NOT THAT! Like, that your relatives tell you to shut up

Elsa: got it

Michikatsu: I was about to have a little seizure there

Cat: little?

Yoriichi: so you do care about me

Michikatsu: Shut, SHUT!!!!

Michikatsu: me caring about you is like talking about the drill

Yoriichi: what drill?

Elsa: no one talks about the drill

Yoriichi: OK, BUT WHAT DRILL!?

Basketball: Dani is coming for you, go wishlist Karlson on steam to save your soul

Yoriichi: WHAT THE FUCK IS KARLSON

Elsa: oh you don't know what Karlson is? It's just a little game Dani is working on, YOU KNOW, WISHLIST NOW GAMERS

Momzan: wtf have you guys been watching

Cat: Dani ig?



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