why tf is it so cold

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Elsa: I miss my original head

Basketball: I SAID I WAS SORRY

Snowflake: Oml, wtf has been happening

Basketball: er

Snowflake: how is it even humanly possible to regrow a head

Basketball: ER

Elsa: should I tell her??

Snowflake: oh wait, y'all are demons nvrm

Akaza's dead dad: what did that other word for a turd do to you Hakuji? I die and you become Satan or some other other word for a turd

Basketball: honestly, idk, I just remember rage and red

Elsa: PFFT RED

Basketball: shut it hoe

Elsa: I've only fucked you and....

The best one here: ME

Elsa: who is it this time

The best one here: FOR IT IS I, THE ONE YOU FUCKING KILLED, KOTOHA!!!

Elsa: Seriously, you aren't pulling my leg?

The best one here: nope

Elsa: I think I may cry

The best one here: why

Elsa: IM NOT SURE WHY, MY STOMACH HURTS AND NY THROAT IS CLOGGED AND MY HEART HURTS

The best one here: I-

Bitch: you have changed a little

Elsa: what

Michikatsu: who are you

Basketball: and why is your name bitch

Bitch: who changed it to bitch

Momzan: I did, because you are, and if any of the other abusive parents come on, more intense names will be dubbed

Elsa: abusive parents?

Elsa: oh shit

Elsa is offline

Michikatsu: what the fuck did you do to Douma?

The best one here: yeah, shit head

Basketball: YEAH

Bitch: I'm Douma's mom

Basketball: THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WANT TO INSULT A WOMAN

Bitch: oh my, it's almost like I feel insulted

PTSDmaker: she is a bitch

Momzan: hence her new name

Bitch: IT IS NOT MY NEW NAME

Elsa is online

Elsa: fuck it, hi mom 🖕

Bitch: you fucker, I refuse to believe you were a messenger of the gods

Elsa: THATS BECAUSE I WASN'T, YOU AND DAD JUST BELIEVED THAT

Queen: 🏃💨💨💨

Queen: brb, need to grab a bat

Bitch: you mean a bag?

Queen: nah, a bat, need to bonk someone's aka your head in

Bitch: what's some nast little hoe going to do

The best one here: Douma, I feel very bad

Elsa: it's fine, she's burning in hell

Bitch: AND I CREATED SOMETHING HOLY, GOD MADE A MISTAKE, I SHOULD BE A GOD IN THE HEAVENS

Elsa is offline

Michikatsu: let's start the Bitch hater club

Bitch: THAT ISNT MY NAME

Michikatsu: we know, Bitch

The best one here: we've got eyes and a brain

Basketball: I think Bitch may be lacking in one of these, or maybe both of them

Queen: most likely

PTSDmaker: now I see why demons hate humans, most of them are assholes

Queen: not all of them, I met a really nice girl this one time :)

Cyclops: ...

Queen: don't worry dear, she was five

Cyclops: that's sweet, you like kids?

Queen: no

Cyclops: oh

Queen is offline

Bitch: why is there a pink obi around my waist

Michikatsu: :)

Basketball: :)

PTSDmaker: :)

Momzan: :)

The best one here: :)

Snowflake: :)

Akaza's dead dad: :)

Kindafishyngl: :)

Crybaby: :)

Whatrclouds: :)

Cyclops: :)

Cat: :)

Stick: :)

Bitch: haha, is this some joke

Something has gone wrong on Bitch's end

Michikatsu: @ Elsa

Elsa is online

Elsa: ya

Elsa: oh, oh god

Daki is online

Daki: :)

Elsa: thank-you, I raised ya real well

Authors note:
No really, why is it so cold, it is Summer weather over herd

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