Elsa: Bro, get your asses to the fucking wedding
Kindafishyngl: IM MAKING A FUCKING POT, WAIT FOR ME
Elsa: WHY ARE YOU MAKING A POT NOW!?!?
Kindafishyngl: BECAUSE THIS FUCKING DEMON SLAYER SLASHED ALL MY POTS, AND YOU'RE INVITING HIM!
Elsa: Oh
Wait who?
Kindafishyngl: I don't fucking know his name, he's too forgettable of a person
Elsa: Just please, get to the wedding ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Kindafishyngl: FINE
At the Wedding:
( bro I'm too lazy to make an entire description and everything so it'll be in text sort of version, I'm sorry, I'll do it at one point :') )
Muzan: Why do I have to be the best man of two full people
Akaza: Shhhhh!
Kokushibou: *Dying from utter excitement*
Muzan: Wait... Aren't you both already married
Akaza: She's dating Douma's girlfriend
Kokushibou: Mines pissed off that I left
Akaza: Ha, sucker
Kokushibou: I'm going to strangle you
Muzan: Oh shit, we have to start walking.
Akaza: My god my heart is about to leave the mortal realm... But is the this 'mortal realm' real, or am I fake-
Muzan: SHUT UP, we have to go!
Kokushibou, Muzan and Akaza: *walking down the isle, Kokushibou is still dying from excitement
Akaza (whispering): Bro are you fucking okay?
Kokushibou (whispering): Agggghhihihikklllpp
Akaza (whispering): Okay, buddy.
Douma: *Begins to walk down the isle in a wedding dress with Giyuu*
Gyomei: Ehem, don't mind my profanity.
Hey bitches and bros and non binary hoes, today we will be celebrating, sorry, some of you will be celebrating the marriage between Akaza, Douma and Kokushibou
Crowd: That's not Gyo-
Gyomei: Do you, Akaza, take Kokushibou and Douma as your lovely wedded Husband and Husband?
Akaza: I do
Gyomei: And do you, Douma, take Akaza and Kokushibou as your lovely wedded Husband and Husband?
Douma: I do
Gyomei: And finally, do you, Kokushibou, take Douma and Akaza as you humbly wedded Husband and Husband?
Kokushibou: I do
Gyomei: Then I pronounce you, Husband, Husband and Husband, you may now kiss the grooms.
Akaza, Kokushibou and Douma: *Attempting to kiss eachother at the same time, eventually doing it*
Giyuu: How the hell?
Gyokko: *Just arrived* IM HERE, IM FUCKING HERE, WHAT DID I MISS!?
Everyone (Excluding Gyomei): *Looks at Gyokko*
Gyokko: *realization* AW FUCK, I MISSED IT
Douma: Yes, yes you did
Gyokko: I made you a wedding pot though~
*Shows put full of beautiful illustrations of many fish gathering for the wedding of a mermaid and a siren*
Douma: Wow! That's so cool Gyokko!
Gyokko: I know, I made it
Douma: I think I forgot something...
Akaza: Yeah, you did.
Douma: OH RIGHT, YA-YEET! *Throws bouquet at crowd*
Gyutaro: *catches it and turns red*
Kaigaku: HELL YEAH! *Jumps in Gyutaro's arms* WE ARE GETTING MARRIED NEXT!
Douma: *Death glare at Kaigaku*
Kaigaku: Haha... Ha...
Gyokko: Damn, so anyways! Bigger picture here! Look at how fantastic I look!
Hantengu: Yup
Gyokko: HAHA, SUCK IT NERDS
Giyuu: Oh look, the food trucks are here
Gyomei: I can't look
Gyutaro: Sucks to be you then
Genya: Damn
Uppermoons + Muzan: HUH
Genya: Hi
Muichiro: Hope y'all don't mind, I invited my boyfriend
Douma: I don't mind ^^
Sanemi: I do 💢
Genya: Brother, please
Kokushibou: So that's why you were crying
Sanemi: Huh?
Kokushibou: Huh?
Douma: Wait what
Kokushibou: Nothing, I'm going to eat the food truck people
Obani: HEY, PEOPLE STILL WANNA EAT YA KNOW!
Douma: Don't worry, Koku, I already made a buffet of dead humans, and yes there are men in there, Akaza
Akaza: Good *kisses Douma's cheek*
A few hours later:
Douma: *drunk on the floor cackling*
Kokushibou: What the fuck
Muzan: I thought he only drinks at bathhouses
Akaza: 📷📸
Muzan: Akaza no
Daki: 📷📸
Muzan: Why is everyone taking pictures
Daki: This is a once in a lifetime thing
Muzan: Oh
Gyokko: 📷📸
Muzan: Seriously, please stop
Hantengu: 📷📸
Muzan: Jesus Christ
Gyomei: You called? Also. 📷📸
Muzan: Wait what HEY YOU CANT EVEN SEE
Gyomei: *Throws bible at Muzan*
Muzan: WHAT THE FUCK
Yoriichi: Hey
Muzan: AAAAA, IT'S THE DEVI- Oh it's just Yoriichi AAAAAAA ITS YORIICHI!!!!!
Yoriichi: Brother
Kokushibou: Ew no
Yoriichi: Brother, you never divorced your last wife
Kokushibou: ... Why is everyone telling me this
Douma: *still drunk on the floor, rolling in a circle*
Muzan: Why...
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Uppermoon GC
FanfictionChaos I don't know, I just have been reading a lot of these recently. Just a break from my other story when I get bored. None of the art is mine.
