I AM AN ACCIDENT CHILD

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Watermelon: Do you ever feel that we made a mistake?

Brockenbaddie: I was a mistake

Watermelon: not what I meant

Snek: then what was the mistake even though it's obviously Giyuu

Brockenbaddie: I hate you

Snek: I don't give a fuck

Salami: don't talk to my boyfriend that way

Snek: wow, that makes two mistakes

Salami: you wanna die?

Snek: sometimes

Salami: emo

Snek: your boyfriend is the most emo here, we all know it bitch

Pufferfish: stfu Mitsuri is tryna talk

3fokkenwives: she's typing not talking

Pufferfish: shut up or I'll remove your baby maker with a scalpel

Watermelon: Does anyone here regret not getting any useful information off the Uppermoons when we talked to them?

Elsa: f i n a l l y

Pufferfish: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE ASSHOLE

Elsa: Giyuu invited me a year ago, but y'all would never shut the fuck up so all I could do was wait for an opening

Brockenbaddie: so that's why you weren't talking

Elsa: yeah

Pufferfish: SOMEONE BAN HIM!!!!

Elsa: ah hell nah, I waited a year

Pufferfish: idc

Pufferfish: idc

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Elsa:

Watermelon: Please stop fighting!

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Watermelon: Please stop fighting!

Pufferfish: yes Mitsuri

Snek: ....

Elsa: anyways! I'm getting married!

Brockenbaddie: WHAT

Pufferfish: HOW

Snek: that should be me and Mitsuri ...

Watermelon: WHAT (/ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)

Brockenbaddie: TO WHO?!

Elsa: two people at this point

Brockenbaddie: WHO

3fokkenwives: WHOS CHALLENGING ME

Pufferfish: NO ONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN WHORE

Donut: WHAT IS GOING ON????

Elsa: idk

Donut: WHO ARE YOU?

Elsa: idk

Pufferfish: what

Elsa: idk

Brockenbaddie: are you okay?

Elsa: idk

Blindlol: I smell chicken

Elsa: now I'm confused

Brockenbaddie: you weren't already?

Elsa: confusion is confuse, anygays, who's making chicken I want some

Pufferfish: but you can't eat human food idiot

Elsa: ik, I want to know what it tastes like

Pufferfish: shit for brains

Elsa: I wouldnt be surprised if my brains are shit

Brockenbaddie: WHOOOOO

Elsa: Who what?

Brockenbaddie: WHO ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TO??

Elsa: KOKUSHIBOU AND AKAZA

Brockenbaddie: WHAT???

Elsa: IDKKKKKKK

Snek: tf

Whatrclouds: I crave sour

Watermelon: the last time you said that you ate a lemon and had to go the ER because you weren't used to the sourness, so no

Snek: I'm going to fucking jump of a cliff

Salami: no you won't, dweeb

Snek: bet

Watermelon: NO

Snek: YES, I MEAN WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY DARLING GODDESS MITSURI KANROJI

Watermelon: WHAT???? (⁠。⁠・⁠/⁠//⁠/⁠・⁠。⁠)

Elsa: are you too dating?

Snek: Yes

Watermelon: Yes

Pufferfish: Yes

Snek: no

Pufferfish: yes

Snek: no

Pufferfish: yes

An hour later

Pufferfish: yes

Elsa: SHUT UP

Pufferfish: no

Snek: HAHAH YESS

Pufferfish: I meant I won't shut up

Snek: asshole

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