3fokkenwives: Guess what I found out
Salami: SHUT UP
Pufferfish: If Sanemi's mad then I'm all ears
Salami: ISTG, YOU SWORE TO SECRECY
3fokkenwives: Sanemi bleaches his hair white
Snek: LMAO
Salami: I'M GONNA KILL YOU
3fokkenwives: Like how you killed ur mom? Lol
Salami: KILL YOURSELF
3fokkenwives: Bro, you bleach your hair so much it's as roasted as ur mom
Brockenbaddie: Please leave Sanemi alone
Salami: Yeah, what Giyuu said
3fokkenwives: Sanemi's hair is so fried you can sell it as a snack in America
Pufferfish: Now I'm wondering what his natural hair colour is
Salami is offline
Brockenbaddie: 😨
3fokkenwives is offline
Pufferfish: Guess we'll never know
Donut: what in the name of God?
Whatrclouds: BAHAHHA, THE MEAN OLD MAN BLEACHES HIS HAIR!?
Pufferfish: THOSE ENDS ARE SO SPLIT THEY'RE STARTING TO REMIND ME OF OBANI'S MOUTH LMAO
Snek: STFU
Brockenbaddie: Poor Sanemi, I'm gonna check on him
Brockenbaddie is offline
Snek: There goes the zest fest straight to his boyfriend
Pufferfish: Damn that guy is lonely
Blindlol: I can't read
Snek: Bro needs a phone in braille
Pufferfish: So does master
Boombaby💥: What is this, my children?
Pufferfish is offline
Snek: Hello, master, how are you doing this fine day?
Boombaby💥: I am doing alright, Obani.
Snek: That is good to hear.
Whatrclouds: How do we know this is master?
Snek: read the name, you dumbass child
Whatrclouds: Stfu, mean old diaper Dora man
Snek: Shit
Boombaby💥: What is with all these profanities and insults, my children?
Snek: Slip of the tongue, I apologize
Boombaby💥: But we are texting, my child.
Snek: Autocorrect
Boombaby💥: Ah, so it is.
3fokkenwives is online
3fokkenwives: HELP, HE'S TRYING TO BURY ME
Whatrclouds: Who?
3fokkenwives: SANEMI
Salami is online
Salami: Calm down, I have to find your siblings graves first
3fokkenwives: WHY?
Salami: Because you don't want to die alone, right?
3fokkenwives: MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE THREE WIVES AND ONE SOON TO BE HUSBAND
Boombaby💥: Oh my, what is happening?
Salami: I apologize master, I didn't mean any of it.
3fokkenwives: Excuse my language, master.
Boombaby💥: Good, my children.
Brockenbaddie is online
Brockenbaddie: I just saw something I didn't want to see
Salami: oop
Brockenbaddie: Oh, hello master.
Boombaby💥: Hell, Giyuu. What did you see?
Brockenbaddie: Sanemi chasing down Uzui with a cockroach on the end of a stick.
Snek: You're afraid of insects?
3fokkenwives: YES I'M AFRAID OF INSECTS, THEY AREN'T FLASHY! AND THAT BROWN ON THE COCKROACH IS JUST BARF MATERIAL
Boombaby💥: Ah, one of my daughters are also afraid of insects.
3fokkenwives: AHA, YOU HEARD WHAT THE MASTER SAID, I'M LIKE HIS DAUGHTER
Snel: How is that a flex?
Boombaby💥: :))
A/N: Shoutout to my mom who showed me the meme 🦆
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FanfictionChaos I don't know, I just have been reading a lot of these recently. Just a break from my other story when I get bored. None of the art is mine.
