Thomas the Tank Engine

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Momzan is online

Momzan: is he gone yet?

Basketball: well yes, but Douma got kidnapped

Queen: backread, you missed alot.

Momzan: oh

Momzan: OH

Queen: my dad is an absolute idiot

Momzan: well he was 7 when he got turned into a demon. (AU)

Queen: seriously!?

Queen: damn I feel cheated

Cat: lol your dad is a rip-off seven year old Elsa

Momzan: isn't he like over a hundred now

Basketball: I celebrated his birthday with Koku and him a while back, I think Daki and Gyutaro were there too

Queen: 124! He's 124! (AU)

Cat: oh

Cat: either way

Stick is online

Stick: don't even tell me

Stick: I saw Yoriichi with a screaming Douma in a van, I know what happened.

Elsa is online

Elsa: he gave me my phone

Stick: are u okay dad?

Elsa: no, he lied about going to Disneyland

Momzan: 🙂🔫

Cat: wtf

Elsa: ikr?!

Cat: no, it's that you're that dumb

Cyclops: he is seven after all

Elsa: what?

Cat: stupid

Basketball: uhhhh

Elsa: why are we calling me seven? I'm 124

Cat: anyways, are you able to escape from the van.

Elsa: lol nope

Basketball: what do you mean

Elsa: he tied me up and is pointing his sword at me

Elsa: don't know what he wants from me

Cat: well, what did he do with Koku?

Elsa: shit

Elsa: checking for any bamboo muzzles

Elsa: it's either that or he's feeding me to Shinobu

Stick: can humans even eat demons?

Queen: oh how the turn tables

Cat: Koku told me a demon Slayer once asked how he tasted

Queen: lmao

Elsa: update: it was a muzzle

Elsa: he put a fucking muzzle on me

Elsa: well, it's more of a corn dog from Disneyland with rope attached to it, guess he wasn't lying about having tickets to there

Queen: I'm scared

Momzan: I feel like I'm next

Yoriichi is online

Yoriichi: it's free real estate

Queen has changed 1 name

PTSDmaker: thnx

Elsa: Halp




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