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Elsa: F

Cat: F

Elsa: I wanna die

Cat: no surprises

Queen: NO FATHER!

Basketball: NOOOOO

Stick: LIVE

Elsa: KK

Elsa: don't have a demon slaying sword anyway lol

Whatrclouds: I have one

Elsa: 👁️👄👁️ gimme

Queen: I will hunt you down if you give it to him

Stick: father

Stick: father I crave violence

Elsa: k, go hunt some demon slayers

Whatrclouds: and I took that personally

Elsa: sorry bestie

Whatrclouds: it's fine

Stick is offline

Whatrclouds: oh

Whatrclouds: it's 2:00am, prolly should go eat some breakfast

Elsa: see ya

Whatrclouds is offline

Elsa: now what

Queen: what about Koku, Yoriichi prolly attacked him

Elsa: I'll go check

Basketball: nah, let's wait, remember, he did give Muzan PTSD

Elsa: touche, go on

Basketball: whatever don't want you getting hurt

Queen: awww, Gae

Elsa: yass

Michikatsu is online

(I made a mistake, I forgot I changed his name from Sixeyes to Michikatsu in the last chapter, sorry for y'all who were confused.)

Michikatsu: he tied a bamboo muzzle to my face this is the only way I can communicate

Cat: oop- dad you ok?

Michikatsu: I have lost the ability to scream, I no longer have a purpose

Elsa: but you do!

Queen: Stfu father, you were just saying how much you wanted to die a while back

Michikatsu: what

Elsa: surfing over that

Michikatsu: why would you want to kill yourself

Elsa: daddy issues

Basketball: ok what the actual fuck

Elsa: *slurps noodles*

Cat: demons can't eat human food

Elsa: I can ig? I have to around humans lol

Elsa: it sucks, human food tastes disgusting

Yoriichi is online

Yoriichi: brother do you like your gift

Michikatsu: no

Yoriichi: I said did you like your gift

Michikatsu: yes

Elsa: damn that's scary

Elsa: have you left the infinity fortress

Yoriichi: no, where is your room

Elsa: what

Elsa: wait a minute

Basketball: Douma I stfg

Elsa: hey, Gyokko wasn't calling me a minute ago

Yoriichi: ik, that was me, get in the van, I have Disney Land tickets

Elsa is offline

Basketball: THAT SMOOTH BRAINED HOOLIGAN

Michikatsu: oh hell nah!

Michikatsu is offline

Queen: when had a dead person had a van

Yoriichi: now

Yoriichi: here comes Douma, gotta dash

Yoriichi is offline

Queen: y e s

Queen: sacrifices children to Donald duck hrbnsjdbdbnsns






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