I am tired of being the runt of the wretched Arc family. My sisters and parents always treat me like some kind of doll. I made my way into Beacon, hoping for relief from my past traumas. However, that wish was not granted for that I was bullied and...
Valeria, a ghost of the Emperor, and I are chilling at Junior's Club, playing Uno, AKA the ultimate family breaker, at Junior's Club. My father smokes a cigarette while I wait for Valeria to make her move. The bar environment is surprisingly peaceful, and a woman plays the piano to add to the vibe.
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As we wait, the Emperor puts the cigarette on an ashtray before glancing at me with a smile. My right brow rises in return, then I place the cards face down.
Emperor: So, son.
Me: Yes, father?
Emperor: I heard that you impregnated Celestine.
Me: Yeah, and? What about it?
Emperor: Should I help you with how to raise kids?
Me: No, I'm okay with that. Besides... *Sips my tequila* I'm doing excellent with Emilia, who turned three yesterday.
Emperor: Aw, I missed that. *Smirks* Tell her that I said happy birthday, will you?
Me: Oh, I won't forget.
Emperor: Don't spoil her now.
Me: Tch, I won't spoil her that much!
Valeria looks at me with a face that says, "That's some bullshit, Augustus. You spoil her almost every day!" I chuckle at Valeria's response before leaning back in my chair, but I hear creaking from my seat. Before I can react, the chair collapses under my weight and I fall on my ass. My father howls in laughter as Valeria holds back her giggles. I stand up and look at the destroyed wooden chair.
Me: What... What the fuck? Why did my chair break?
Emperor: You're getting fat, son!
Me: You're so funny... *Throws the chair away* Damn chair! Piece of shit! *Sighs* It Looks like I have to kneel.
Emperor: *Slides back* Oh, shit! He's getting on his knees!
Me: Fack you! I only kneel when it's necessary and that time has come.
Emperor: Ha! He said come! Point at him and laugh!
The Emperor and Valeria point at me, but my father is the only one who laughs. After this awkward laugh, I drag a steel chair before sitting down.
Me: Okay... Valeria, have you made your move yet?
The Sister of Silence gives me a smug expression before placing a +4 wild card in front of me and changing the color from red to green. My jaw drops because my last card is red, so I accept my fate and grab the 4 cards. Unfortunately, they're not green, the set is a mix of blue and yellow. The Emperor of Mankind laughs at my demise before placing a green 7 on the stack.
