ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ (ʟᴇɢᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴋɪᴇ ᴋɪᴅ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)

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Mk

Private chat

-2:10pm-

Mk
Look what I found for u in the store😻

(Y/n👹)
WHAT😭

Are u on those weird ass stores with a old musty man in it

Mk
Yes

Help he's staring at me so much

(Y/n) I'm gonna get kidnapped

(Y/n👹)
But first buy me the sans thing 🤲

Mk
Duh🙄

Omg he's coming

HELP

IM GONNA PISS MYSELFK

(Y/n👹)
Knock him out them make a run for it

Mk
Mf it's a 6' bald mutan looking ass bitch I don't have time to knock him out

He's asking me if I want some candy💂‍♀️

(Y/n👹)
Mk stop texting me and run fool

Mk
Running is for pussies

...

So funny story he's dragging me to a white van rn

probably cuz I told him I prefer his grandma's pussy lips

(Y/n👹)
💀

Boy shut ur goofy ass up now what are u gonna do

Mk
Ugh just wait until the van stops and make a run for it ig

Nvm he locked the doors

He will probably traffic me to india so i will wait for u there😻

(Y/n👹)
I wish I was with u so the two of us can go to India

Rest in piss Mk☹️

Mk
What if I pretend to be death

I'm so smart

(Y/n👹)
Or just call wukong