ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ (ʟᴇɢᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴋɪᴇ ᴋɪᴅ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)

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Redhead and his little friend Hank

Private chat

-9:20pm-

(Y/n👹)
So uhh funny story I'm in ur dads closet

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Ok (y/n)

(Y/n👹)
IM NOT JOKING

redhead and his little friend Hank
okay now shut up I'm eating right now

(Y/n👹)
Ig I have to prove myself

Redhead and his little friend Hank
...

That was you the one who just scream like a fucking dolphin giving birth

(Y/n👹)
Now u believe me

Redhead and his little friend Hank
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

(Y/n👹)
A magician doesn't reveal their secrets

Redhead and his little friend Hank
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP HOW THE HELL YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

(Y/n👹)
It's was easy

But ur bathroom window might be broken now

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Get out of my house before I get you myself.

(Y/n👹)
Oh😈

I'm gonna wait for ur dad tho

Redhead and his little friend Hank
GET OUT NOW

(Y/n👹)
Can I just see him

Redhead and his little friend Hank
NO

(Y/n👹)
Ur mom looks pretty when she's sleeping

Redhead and his little friend Hank
IM GONG TO FUCKIGN

(Y/n👹)
No don't ur dad just came to the room

God damn look at that man🤤

BOY WHY ARE U SCREAMING

Redhead and his little friend Hank
TO GET THEIR ATTENTION U STUPID FUCK

GET THE FUCK OUT

(Y/n👹)
idk if these red panties are from ur mom they are big af

Omg does ur dad uses it

Redhead and his little friend Hank
GET THE GUCK OUT OF MYJ HOUSE

why tf are you just standing in the hallway.

(Y/n👹)
I just wanna see what are u gonna tell them

Continue and stop staring at me

Don't look at me with that grinch face headass

U look like u about to shit

Ugh Finally

...

Redson.

redhead and his little friend Hank
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY MORE STFU

(Y/n👹)
Mf really say "necrophiliacs be like, dead ass🤨🙀?"

Redhead and his little friend Hank
WAIT NO

IT WAS FUNNY

IT WAS A GOOD JOKE

LAUGH PEASANT

WAIT DONT

STOP LAUGHING

THEY ARE TURNING AROUND

STOP

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THE NASTY FLOOR

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

good now my dad it's asking who are you

(Y/n👹)
Do I stand up or do I pretend to be death

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Kill yourself

(Y/n👹)
I just wanted to ask u if u wanted to skate with me☹️

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Let's go tomorrow I'm not getting out with you today that's so embarrassing

AND STOP TEXTING

(Y/n👹)
Wait why y'all are wearing black

Redhead and his little friend Hank
Some grandpa of the bull robots die

We went to spread his grandpa's asscheeks

Ashes**

Fuck

(Y/n👹)
Amen

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This chapter was kinda shitty but I swear next one I got something special in mind 😈