ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ (ʟᴇɢᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴋɪᴇ ᴋɪᴅ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)

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The coochie man

Private chat

-3:30am-

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I'm actually really mad at u right now

The coochie man
What

(Y/n👹)
U are supposed to ask me why u stupid old hag

The coochie man
go to sleep it's to late for this

(Y/n👹)
I can't sleep in a fuckign hen house

There is shit everywhere

U dumb fuck

The coochie man
(Y/n) what the hell are u talking about

(Y/n👹)
WHY CANT U NEVGE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLS

the coochie man
BECAUSE U ARENT MAKING ANY SENSE RIGHT NOW

(Y/n👹)
Do u think a chicken can get drunk

Cuz I give a bit of my bottle to that little bitch

The coochie man
Are u fucking drunk

(Y/n👹)
Can we get much higher

So highhhk

The coochie man
Send me ur location right now

(Y/n👹)
NO UNTIL U OAY ATTENTION TO ME DIPSHIT

the coochie man
OH MY GOD WHAT

(Y/n👹)
I'm mad at u

Because

How can u be so goddamn prety

Yetty

Pretty

Like bro's majestic

The coochie man
I swear to god

Wait no Continue

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Like damn

Every time u text I have a stroke

I actually fall from my bed when that happen

Ur literally the definition of a dilf I ain't joking

Like u can literally eat me up and I ain't even gonna cry

Instead of u going to a retirement home soon I can take care of u

I'm gonna be ur nurse