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Mei
Finally pigsy afforded a phone!!!

(???)
Are u making fun of me

Tang
That's how rich people are🙄

Mei
Fuck u

Dickless changed (???) to "pigsy"

Pigsy
Thanks you

Also can you tell Wukong to stop falling down the stairs

Is the third time this week

Dickless
He told me to leave him alone cuz he's depressed

Tang
Can someone pick him up it's so sad seeing him in the floor like that

The coochie man
No leave me like this

Pigsy
Mei don't agree with him

Mei
I just want to keep him company on the floor tf

Tang
Bye not the two of them looking like two rats lying on the floor

The coochie man
Don't call me rat u fat bitch

Bob
What happen mister monkey?

The coochie man
I wanted to buy some alcohol but they didn't accept my ID

Pigsy
Why

Dickless
He thinks a ID it's just carrying around a paper with ur name on it

The coochie man
They took my paper☹️

Tang
I remember my dying grandma did something like this

Mei
Sun Wukong x tang's dying grandma best ship evar😻

Dickless
Just steal someone's ID and transform into them🥱

Pigsy
I didn't raise you like this

Dickless
I don't have a mom

Tang
Why are we all texting if we are in the same room

Mei
(Y/n) isn't here that's why

The coochie man
Tang u slurp loud as fuck

Dickless
Damn his devouring those noodles

Tang
Y'all just jealous I'm eating this bussin shit

Pigsy
I hope u paying for that shit

Tang
Ofc!

Tang went offline

Bob
Monkey king are you okay? It looked that it hurt when tang stepped on your hair while running away