ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ (ʟᴇɢᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴋɪᴇ ᴋɪᴅ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ)

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-12:20am-

Dickless
Bro I got fleas

Lovely peaches
Not even surprised with that big ass haircut of yours 🤞

Mei
Mk we aren't friends anymore!

Dickless
Y'all fake ass bitches fr

Pigsy
Boy we went to the hair salon the other day and they took all of them off

Dickless
I was watching myself on the mirror and I saw something moving on my hair

I'm still crying tho

Lovely peaches
U probably are the type of person who makes out with themselves on the mirror

Tang
Shut up u probably do that

Lovely peaches
Yeah and what's wrong with it🥱

Bob
Self love ig?

Dickless
Yeah I was about to but then I saw that disgusting shit I couldn't even see myself any longer

Mei
If I'm u I would just go bald

Lovely peaches
Bald Mk dayum😫

Dickless
I'm doing it for you (y/n)!

Now I think I can confirm my theory

Wukong probably is the one who has given me fleas 🙄

Pigsy
That mother fucker ruins everything

Tang
Umm no he doesn't the man haven't done anything wrong

Lovely peaches
Tang he ain't still gonna suck ur tiny shlong

Tang
Shut the fuck up

Bob
I don't get why everyone is so mean with mister monkey!! He's trying to do better

Mei
Uh nuh uh he isn't he's a player🙄

Dickless
He's taking away my chances for getting laid

Lovely peaches
He makes me delusional

Tang
Twins🫶

Bob
Well he haven't done anything to pigsy!!

Pigsy
He stole all my alcohol drinks today

I swear if he drinks all of them

Lovely peaches
Damn bitch didn't even share

The coochie man
Listen so

One time I search up porn hub cuz I saw something like that on twitter and didn't know what that shit was

Listen then I started watching some and then I threw up cuz I find mortals so disgusting