It was nice day in Patch. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. A drunk guy half-naked on a tree branch.
Qrow:*sleeping* 💤
And a man tending his garden of roses and sunflowers.
Tai:*finishing up* And there, all done!*hands on hip* Now for a glass of ice cold lemonade!
Tai goes inside his to get a drink and sees his second wife Summer in the kitchen cutting strawberries.
Tai:*finger guns* Hey babe!
Summer:*finger guns* Hey babe!
Tai: So, I heard you have a mission from Oz tomorrow?*opening the fridge to the lemonade* What type of mission is it?
Summer:*putting the strawberries in a bowl* Oh that mission? Well...
Tai:*pours a glass of lemonade* Well? *about to drink lemonade*
Summer:*putting knife in the sink* I denied it because it too dangerous and it looked like it was a trap. And it was. Thanks to an anonymous source. And Qrow.
Tai: I see. *drinking lemonade*
Summer: And I also want another kid or more.
Tai:
Tai: WHAT?!
Summer:*whispering in his ear* I want sloppy thirds Taiyang Xiao-Long~
Tai: Wa-wait! Summer!
Summer:*heart eyes😍 & drooling🤤* Come here lover blonde boy~
Tai: Wait! Big Brain! Tai: Wait Summer, I got a better idea!
Summer: Oh~
Tai: We could adopt!
Summer:🤨 Adopt?
Tai: Yeah, we can adopt at that orphanage in Mistral!
Summer:*with a "Are for real?" look* Mistral?
Tai: Yeah!
Summer:...
Tai:...
Summer:....Who's going to watch Ruby & Yang?
Tai: Qrow.
Summer:.....
Tai:...It's either him or Raven. And we both know what happened when we let her watch the house.
Summer: Oh.....
Tai and Summer were just coming home from a nice dinner date.
Summer: I hope Yang's alright.
Tai: Don't worry she'll be fine.
As they got to the front door.
Tai:*entering home* Guys, were ba-
Tai couldn't finish his sentence as he and Summer see Raven & Yang trying to put out a fire in the kitchen.
A/N: Raven divorce Tai, but still hangs out and visits them from time to time.
Tai:
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