Us & Them| OT7

6. Dude, I Have a Girlfriend

Their blood was replaced by alcohol. All seven of them were drunk out of their minds, singing terribly and loudly. Thank God they were in a private room because the scene was a mess. The guys were having a blast, happy that the girls were on board for spending the day with them and treating them like regular people, once Amber's nervousness disappeared.

"I am having the best time!" Janiya exclaimed, unable to keep her eyes open. "Oh shit" she tripped and fell right on Namjoon

"Woah, are you alright?"

"What language are you speaking?" She giggled

"English. What language are you speaking, crazy girl?" he was so wasted he didn't realize he was language jumping

"What!" She began laughing uncontrollably and sliding down his body

"You're speaking Korean" Taehyung snorted, slapping Namjoon's shoulder "She can't understand your drunk ass"

"Oh" he cackled, holding his stomach

Jimin, Amber and Yoongi were screaming into the same microphone even though Jimin had his own. No one was on key. Hoseok was barely alive, half of him was on the floor while the other half was haphazardly flung over a small section of the couch. He groaned and covered his ears that were beet red, like his face, to block out the loud singing of his friends.

"Thank you and goodnight!" Amber slurred, ending her performance with a mic drop

"Oh man, oh man" Yoongi chanted when she posed.

The three of them held each other up as they managed to make it to the sofa, to the end Namjoon, Tae and Janiya were on. Falling over themselves and the others the trio managed to sit down.

"Niya I love you"

"I love you tooooo!" She sang. Her body now draped over Taehyung and Namjoon somehow. Her tank top raised up showing her flat stomach and belly button piercing.

Taehyung saw an opportunity and took it. The shriek that came out of Janiya startled everyone, her rambunctious laughter following behind it allowed them to relax. Taehyung fingers deftly tickled her exposed skin causing her to laugh uncontrollably and flail her limbs in every direction. He then leaned forward and blew raspberries on his belly

"Ssstop! Stop, please" she screamed out "Im gonna pee. Taehyung!" He stopped the torture and Namjoon's helped her sit up "You're evil" she pouted

"I'll show you evil" he smiled devilishly while wiggling his fingers to taunt her

"Noooo"

"Leave my woman alone" Amber launched herself at him but failed to reach him completely so only her head made it "Ow"

"Noona you have a big head" Taehyung said stroking her long, Ebony hair

"Shut up" she turned over so that face wasn't in his crotch "I really need to pee"

"Me too but I can't get up" Janiya added

"Loud. Shhh" Hobi groaned. His head was already pounding, he was ready to go

"Feels like I'm gonna be sick" Jimin whined, taking deep breaths to discourage the vomit threatening to come up, must have worked because he didn't vomit

"We have to go," Yoongi stated. Using all of his concentration he managed to call Joe, his personal security guard. It took a few tries but he was finally able to speak a comprehensive sentence letting the bodyguard know they were ready to leave

Only a few minutes passed but it was enough time for most of them to fall asleep. When Joe and their second bodyguard, Niko, arrived they had to hold their laughter in. It had been a very long time since they saw the guys having this much fun. Amber was passed out in Taehyung's lap, he was mumbling while slipping in and out of consciousness and Namjoon was out like a light with his mouth wide open and snoring. Hoseok slid to the floor, laid out like a starfish, Jimin was asleep on Yoongi's shoulder and Janiya was quietly singing "Crank That" by Soulja Boy with her eyes mostly closed.