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Bayu, in his dimension: hey mom?
Xena: yeah?-
Bayu: not you the other one-
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Athan, picking up the phone: what, Xena? I'm busy.
Xena: do you think, theoretically speaking, that drinking 67 cans of Red Bull consecutively would make my senses super heightened? or would I just die?
Athan:
Athan: I'm on my way.
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Sorrel: Avi looks gnc as fuck
Bojiro: aRE YOU INSANE??-
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[ playing poker ]
Maribelle: ha, didn't even have to bare my hideous and unnaturally serrated teeth!
Xena, staring at her losing cards:
Xena: I will make a hat out of you, dog.
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Arunika, on the verge of death: YOU AGREED TO STAY AWAY!
Xena: I lied :D-
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Avi, absolutely BLASTED drunk: Boji, how many- how many characters do I voice???
Bojiro, also extremely drunk: I DON'T FFFUCKEN' KN OW YOU THINK I KEEP COUNT?????-
Avi: fAKE FAAN-
Bojiro: NOOOOOOOOO-
Avi: FFFAKEE- I WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR SHOWS-
Bojiro: AVIIII-
Avi: AND YOU DON'T-
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Pasha: please...tell me you did not drag Xena into this.
Bojiro: I did NOT drag Xena into this!!
*rapid knocking*
Pasha: ...who's that?!
Bojiro, sweating: i think you kno w-
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Bojiro: I JUST-
[ aggressively snatches McDonald's bag ]
Bojiro, throwing the bag down: HOW DO YOU FORGET MY E I G H T Y N U G G E T S ??????-
THAT'S E I G H T Y -
Max: Bo-
Bojiro: TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE - THE MCN U G G E TS -
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Bayu, on the verge of tears: MR. AVI YOU GOTTA STOP WITH THE JAYWALKING
Avi: miss me w that gay shit ✨
Bayu: wHAT GAY SHIT, THE LAW????-
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Pasha: No. 30: do you know Sine2 x over x?
Max, staring blankly at the math sheet:
Pasha: ...Max-
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Sorrel, playing Bop It:
the Bop It: Wow! 100 Master Level! You Beat Bop It!
[ cacophony of Bop It noises ensues ]
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幻想║ welcome to my brainrot this is legit just a book all abt my OCs, specifically the Deities, bc they were taking up too many chapters in "the crow's journal" enjoy? ║
