yeah this chapter um.
it exists!
Max incites a panic among all the other Deities in this so um. that's fun LMAO
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interviewer: -- and Max has some news to share with us today~!
Max, exhausted: I do?
interviewer: mhm!
Max: what is it?-
/
Avi: here's the difference between how my boyfriend and I view money --
[ pans over actually useful stuff ] I used coupons and got all this stuff for 12$.
[ pans over to Sorrel ] and what did you spend your 12$ on?
Sorrel, beaming ear-to-ear: I got four things of fruit bowls!!
Avi: w h -
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Athan: it is day 9 of quarantine...
Xena, Avi, Sorrel, & Solstice chatting in the kitchen:
Athan: ...and they are making a gender reveal cake.
...
Athan, exhausted: nobody is pregnant-
/
Sorrel: yeah, I may be colorblind, but at least I'm not a ginger!
[ cut to Sorrel, in tears ]
Sorrel: uhm - [hic] I have some bad news-
/
Altalune, to Pasha: watch this.
[ scrunches a plastic bag a few times ]
[ ... ]
[ tap tap tap tap ]
Xena, poking her head in: what're you eating -
/
Maribelle: oh my god - okay, let's try this again; if you're going 50mph, how long does it take to go 50 miles??
Bojiro: ...........................5 seconds!
Xena: WHERE ARE THE SECONDS COMING FROM?????-
/
Solstice: hey. it's just me. a 7'2 woman in heels, walking down the alley.
[ small inhale ]
Solstice, in a much gentler voice: would anyone like to be my little boy?? my little baby boy? that I can toss around and hug and kiss?-
/
Pasha: a friend told me that men get confused abt platonic vs romantic love bc they never talk abt their emotions in the same way women do, so I'm going to do a little test.
how was your day?
Max, already in tears: i love you-
/
[ why Erys is no longer allowed near a pool table ]
Bojiro: [ hits one of the balls towards Erys ]
Erys:
Erys: [ FUCKING EATS THE BALL?????? ]
Bojiro: N O --
/
Avi: hello! tonight I would like to talk about listening to the song "Class of 2013" by Mitski on loop alone in your car in the rain and also you're gay!
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Fantasy║ welcome to my brainrot this is legit just a book all abt my OCs, specifically the Deities, bc they were taking up too many chapters in "the crow's journal" enjoy? ║
