Quackity:"shut up lets change the topic-
I don't know if I love you in that sweater or hate you"
Karl held his brown jacket open and smiled.
Karl:"cmon on I rock this sweater!"
Quackity:"you definitely do..I just wish you could wear mr varsity jacket.."
Karl smiled softly at him.
Karl:"well I could've worn my cheer uniform if that would make you happier"
Quackity:"c-cheer uniform?...with like..a skirt n stuff?"
Karl nodded.
Quackity blushed just thinking about it.
Quackity:"c-can I..see you in that sometime..-?"Karl:"god,keep it in your pants perv"
Quackity:"I'm asking politely!"
Karl laughed as they entered the bathroom.
Karl:"how'd we get here?"
Quackity:"I don't know we just went straight.."
Karl smiled and sat down on the counter.
Quackity:"sooo..how've you been?"
Karl:"great,considering it's only been a week"
Quackity:"right uh..I actually meant to talk to you about that.."
Karl smiled.
Quackity:"so like...about what happened.."
Karl:"you mean us hooking up at 11PM on the football field?"
Quackity:"yes..that..!"
Karl nodded.Quackity:"so I was gonna ask...what are we? Because you call me your best friend but also corpse and we've kinda fucked- so unless you've fucked corpse too-"
Karl:"calm down Quackity,I didn't and never will fuck corpse"
Quackity awkwardly nodded.
Quackity:"meaning...?"
Karl:"I like you,a lot obviously....but do we have to change our label to literally anything other than best friends?"
Quackity:"no! We don't! I just don't feel like I'm on the same wave length of say..Corpse? And I kinda don't wanna be.."Karl:"your not,I've know you my whole life,
No one could ever be on the same 'wave length' as you and the other,ok?"
He said as he put his hands on his face.
Quackity:"so what are we?"
Karl:"we could be friends with benefits?"
Quackity:"but we're best friends!"
Karl:"maybe...best friends who also have sex!"
Quackity:"perfect"
Karl kissed him.
Karl:"I like kissing you...your lips are soft like..all the time"Quackity:"your lips taste like strawberry"
Karl smiled at him.
Quackity:"god I really wanna take that sweater off of you..."
Karl scoffed and got down from the counter.
Karl:"cmon,can't you wait until the after party?"
Quackity pulled him closer by his waist.
Quackity:"that's in 3 hours.."
Karl:"I'm worth the wait,aren't I?~"
Quackity:"ofcourse you are...but waiting is boring..I wanna fuck you now!"
Karl:"well.."
Karl slowly slid his hand down Quackitys pants making him groan.Karl:"head start?"
Quackity:"I hope you mean HEAD-start
L-like wordplay..!"
Karl:"I love wordplay but no.."
He smirked as he took his hand out again.
Quackity:"n-no no no no no! Pleaseeee!"
Karl:"sorry,the break ends in about 5 minutes"
Quackity:"I can fuck you in 5 minutes?!"
Karl:"I wouldn't rush it"
He smirked before leaving the bathroom and leaving Quackity with another erection.
Quackity quickly ran after him as he pushed his jacket down.Quackity:"you are the devil Karl jacobs!"
Karl smiled innocently.
Karl:"but you love me,right?"
Quackity:"well....yea"
Karl laughed.
Karl:"I think for the after party we're going to wingsluts with the others,maybe you can come over after?"
Quackity:"shitttt that's so long!"
Karl shrugged.
Quackity:"fine..I'll wait..are you sure we can't just have sex in the bathroom?!"
Karl:"I'm sure."Quackity put his head on his shoulder.
Quackity:"I hate you"
Karl:"and I really wanna kiss you infront of all of these people..."
Quackity:"we could if your school wasn't that homophobic..."
Karl:"mhm...well I'll give it to you tonight"
He smiled before walking away.
Quackity:"what? Give me what?"
Karl just continued walking.
Quackity:"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME??"

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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 2𓅰
FanfictionHi :) The first one shot book got to 110 chapters so I'm making a new one<3 These are mostly karlity oneshots,maybe a few other ships like punznap or dnf but not a lot. Includes: mostly smut(♻️) & fluff(💠) But also some angst(🃏) & lime(🔱) ⚠︎·˚...