𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 2𓅰

In his boyfriends bed (karlity)💠

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠
Song: tears over beers - modernbaseball
my phone/keyboard is literally lagging so hard It's so fucking ass to type,maybe gonna upload some old oneshots or none for a while
(But I also might be bluffing)

Quackity,George and foolish we're at Karl's house in the kitchen.
It was dark outside,they were drinking coke and talking,trying their best to be quiet.
Quackity:"we shouldn't!"
Foolish:"but I wanna!"
George:"me too! I swear their still awake!...
Imagine their having sex.."
Foolish gasped.
They were talking about Karl and corpse,
Who were upstairs probably still awake.

They'd told them a few days ago that they were dating,ofcourse everyone was very excited.
It was definitely a big surprise,Quackity had suspected it earlier but them actually being together still stunned him.
He wasn't happy about it,and that wasn't really a secret.
Karl was his best friend,why did he need a boyfriend? He already has me.

What can corpse do that I can't? Cuddle? I ALWAYS cuddle with my homie Karl.
Kiss? If he'd ask I'd make out with him.
Fuck? .......
Quackity didn't really have an answer for that.he felt bad for thinking it,especially since Karl now had a "boyfriend",then again he didn't really care for him.

Quackity:"Karl wouldn't take the risk..."
Foolish:"yea...but corpse would"
Quackity rolled his eyes.
Foolish and George looked at each other with eyebrows raised.
Quackity sipped on his glass of water before putting it down confused.
Quackity:"what?"
Foolish:"don't say it geo-"
George:"dude,your obsessed with Karl"
Quackity:"w-what?! No I'm not?!"

Foolish:"George didn't mean that.."
George looked at him.
Foolish:"what he means is...you've been acting weird man,ever since they got together you've been kinda rude to Karl..."
George:"yeah,it's not his fault corpse is probably packing-"
They laughed.
Quackity:"very funny.."
George:"I'm not joking,he's probably upstairs getting fucked by it right now-"
Foolish:"George!"

George:"what?!"
Quackity sighed.
Foolish:"you should really go talk to him.."Quackity:"yeah I'll uh...talk to him tomorrow.."
Foolish:"talk to him now!"
Quackity:"what? No way-  corpse is there?!"
George:"we'll distract him,like mission impossible!"
Foolish:"yea we can tell him to..help is pick out a movie or something"
Quackity:"I don't know..."
George:"cmon!"

Quackity thought about it and sighed.
Quackity:"fine.."
Foolish and George cheered before dragging him upstairs to their room.
George knocked with a big grin on his face.
They heard corpse stand up.
A few seconds later he opened the door.
Corpse:"what's up guy?"
"Corpse..come back to bed,idiot.
Karl groaned from the dark room.
Foolish laughed while Quackity sighed.
That was supposed to be me? It was supposed to be "Quackity..come back to bed my one and only true love".

Corpse:"I'll be right there Karl,what do you guys need?"
Karl threw a pillow at his head and groaned.corpse sighed.
Corpse:"nevermind,I'll just follow you guys"
They smiled and took him downstairs.
Quackity put his hands in his pockets and walked inside.
Karl:"close the door corpse.."
Quackity closed the door,making it very dark.
He came closer to his bed.

Karl:"wait..it's you Quackity"
Quackity:"h-how'd you know?"
Karl:"your scent..I smell you"
Quackity:"what the fuck-?"
Karl:"you always smell like my cat after I give her a bath,it's like....lemongrass"
Quackity scoffed,it was nice how Karl always said stuff like this..
Quackity:"could I maybe talk to you? Or is now a bad time-"
Karl:"sure,come here"
Quackity looked around.
Quackity:"i am?"
Karl:"come into the bed you idiot"
Quackity blushed.

Quackity:"u-um...what about corpse-?"
Karl:"we're friends,cmon pussy,or do you want me to freeze to death?"
Quackity looked around some more.
He had a bad feeling about this,but he really wanted it,and it sounded like Karl did too.
Quackity awkwardly got into bed with him.
Karl hummed and wrapped his arms around him.
Karl:"what is it that you wanted to talk about?"
Quackity:"uh...u-um,so I just....um.."
Karl looked at him.

Karl:"you alright? Don't you want me to back up?-"
Quackity:"no!"
Fuck.
Quackity:"I-I mean Um..I just wanted to say sorry.."
Karl sat up and looked at him.
Quackity was about to sit up too put Karl light put his hand on his chest.
Quackity gulped,something about this was turning him on,something about this was sexual...he didn't know if he was just imaging things it not.

Quackity:"I-I just wanted to say sorry..for being rude the past few days..um.."
Karl tilted his head.
Quackity:"I'm happy for you and corpse..I was just upset that you needed..more than me.."
Karl:"m-more than you?"
Quackity:"I know I sound stupid but...I was jealous that you...that we were best friends..and you still needed more than that..and I felt like you were replacing me..
It was really stupid.."
Karl:"um...yea,it does sound pretty dumb"
Karl scoffed.

Karl:"I don't need more than you...I just need someone to...well..you know.."
Quackity:"hm?"
Karl:"I'm..im touch starved,okay? I need certain touch other than hugs and cuddling you know?-"
Quackity:"okay yeah i know what you mean.."
Karl frowned.
Karl:"sorry I made you upset.."
Quackity:"this isn't about me this is about you! I wanted YOU to be happy...I just,I'm just..I'm sorry for being pissy about your happiness"
Karl smiled and kissed his cheek.
Quackity scoffed.

Karl:"you are forgiven"
Quackity:"thanks..hey what would your boyfriend say about you being in bed with me because this feels wrong-"
Karl:"calm down,he won't know,and even if he did he wouldn't care...we're friends,
right Quackity?"
Karl smiled innocently at Quackity.
Quackity sighed,these "unintentional" signals were driving him crazy.
Quackity:"course we are..always will be"
Karl smiled softly.

"Thank you CORPSE,BYE"
They heard from downstairs.
It was clearly foolish signaling that he was coming up.
Karl:"better leave,don't want my boyfriend finding us~"
Quackity:"hey I'm not your mistress"
They laughed as Quackity got out of the bed and Karl's clutches.
Karl:"right,he's the mistress"
Quackity smiled and laid back on the wall as if everything was normal.
Corpse opened the door.

Quackity:"well good night Karl..and corpse"
Corpse smiled and got into bed.
Corpse:"night man"
Karl:"good night Q!"
Corpse:"you mind closing the door on your way out?"
Quackity:"sure"
Quackity left and closed the door.