Corpse🧟
C:
Hey baby
K:
Hey Corpsehusband without the corpse
C:
Hey girl
Wanna come over?
K:
No
I'm watching a movie with my BOYFRIEND ❤️
C:
Dude I get it,you have a boyfriend
K:
Awww r u jealous?🤗
C:
No?
Fuck off Karl,why would I be jealous of your stupid fucking relationship
Your out of my league anyway
I'm not even into you like that,I'm actually glad someone took your clingy ass off my hands
K:
I was kidding,Jesus..
The hell is wrong with you
C:
Sorry
I just
Like idk
I'm glad your happy,I totes am
K:
R u okay?
U wanna call?
C:
I'm a little drunk if I'm being honest
K:
Drunk? Why? Where r u?
C:
Ba
r
K:
You need me to come pick you up?
C:
No
Finish the muvie with wyicily
K:
Dude what is up with you
C:
I Gotta go find a Femboy bussy that willing to be obliterateddd since ur not availbe anymror
K:
And your sure your okay?
C:
Yass queen
K:
Send pic of yourself
*corpse sent a picture of him at a bar holing thumbs up,his eyes half closed with someone next to him,atleast he had some company,he looked very drunk*
K:
Okay
Stay safe man
C:
Sure babe
Kalr quilc!!! Delete that!!!!!
K:
Goodnight,text me when you get home
Quackity sighed,he wasn't expecting that..
Sure all of the chats before seemed like they were just corpse and Karl flirting but still.
Quackity flirted with his friends too,so he realized how stupid this was of him.
Regardless of his shame,he closed the messages and went to his gallery.
He wasn't looking for anything specific,mostly just old pictures of him,maybe some of his family,his old friends,just pictures where he looked happy.
He was also looking for some pictures he most likely didn't have or take,but it was worth looking for.
He scrolled through his folders.
Recents 38.263
BFFS😉 7.633
Quackity<3 2.673
Family 5.833
Videos 7.362
Dates😍 1.382
Date ideas 638
Screenshots 8.527
Quackity clicked on the family folder and looked at the pictures.
There were a lot of pictures of karl when he was a kid or in collage.
He looked like a complete dork,it was adorable.
He looked like the type of guy to trip over a banana and break his glasses like in those teen movies.
He smiled as he looked through the pictures of him,he's never seen them before.
In one of them he was doing a handstand while having two bananas on his feet,he wore sunglasses,what an odd picture.
There were a few with him and family,
presumably his mother at dinner,but not much that could tell him anything.
He exited and went directly to his search history.
Google
Search history ⎋
How to make ratatouille
Ratatouille free
Soap2day: ratatouille
Is there ever going to be a ratatouille part 2
Things to get your boyfriend
Pornhub.com
What bread am I quiz
Karlity?
Monster ultra Amazon prime
What if wifi bad
How to gay sex no porn
Pornhub.com
Quackity; twitter
How to subtly ask partner for a cat
How to subtly ask partner for a sex
Stream la
Quackity scoffed at his search history.
He was about to check something else when the bathroom door open.
Karl:"hey Q"
He said as he came out of the bathroom drying his hair.
He looked at Quackity,Quackity looked back at him.
There was silence.
Karl:"is that my phone?"
FUCK IM SO FUCKING DEAD
Quackity:"I- UM"
Karl took the phone and looked at it.
Karl:"why are you going through my search history..?"
He scoffed.
Quackity:"um- because I'm- because- so I was actually-"
Karl raised his eyebrow,HES NOT BUYING IT????
Quackity gripped Karl's gray sweater and buried his face in it while making a weird crying noise.
Quackity:"I LOOKED THROUGH YOUR PHONE- IM SORRY OKAY??"
Karl:"uh.."
Karl awkward patted his head.
Karl:"there there..?"
Quackity:"IM SORRRRREYY"
Karl:"um...okay?"
Quackity looked up at him.
Quackity:"okay? What do you mean by 'okay'?"
Karl:"I mean okay."
He smiled,Quackity calmed down and pulled away.
Quackity:"you don't care..?"
Karl:"I mean I am a bit confused as to why you wouldn't just ask me but,I have nothing to hide"
Quackity:"oh....so it's fine?"
Karl:"sure"
Karl smiled and nodded.
Karl:"I'll just go through yours"
Holy shit.Like actually holy shit.
Quackity:"oh."
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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 2𓅰
FanfictionHi :) The first one shot book got to 110 chapters so I'm making a new one<3 These are mostly karlity oneshots,maybe a few other ships like punznap or dnf but not a lot. Includes: mostly smut(♻️) & fluff(💠) But also some angst(🃏) & lime(🔱) ⚠︎·˚...
