Quackity:"u-um...actually I don't think that's a good idea-"
Karl:"no no no,it's only fair"
He said as he smiled and put his hand on his hair.
Quackity stammered before soon realizing that just giving him his phone would be the best option...but also kinda the worse.
He sighed as he gave him his phone.
Karl opened it and thought about what to look at.
Quackity was sweating like crazy.
Karl:"messages.."
He said to himself as he opened the app.
He scrolled,Karl didn't have anyone to be jealous of,he knew Quackity adored him.
He clicked on his chat with Sapnap,not to bad.
Quackitys breath shivered.
Karl:"you alright?"
Quackity nervously nodded.
Karl turned back to his phone and scrolled up a bit,he started reading their conversation out loud.
Q:
Hey Sapnap
S:
It's 4AM
what do you want
Q:
Whoa so rude??
Help me with this thing rq
S:
What's up?
Do u need sex tips from the sex master😉
Q:
You do realize I'm in a GAY relationship right
S:
Who says I've never experimented ?
Karl laughed.
Q:
...
Okay so anyways
So Karl's at a family dinner outside of town right
S:
Right
Q:
Should I send him this?
*Quackity sent a picture*
There were a few moments of silence.
Karl looked at Quackity who was questioning his life choices.
Quackity:"u-uh- I can explain-"
Karl:"you sent Sapnap...a picture of your dick..?"
Karl laughed,Quackity blushed,this was embarrassing.
Quackity:"u-um-"
Karl zoomed in.
Quackity:"H-HEY- cut that out!"
Karl just laughed.
Karl:"weirdo"
S:
Dude
You should TOTALLY SEND HIM THAT
Q:
SHOULD I?????
S:
YEA
🔥🍆😈💦
Q:
I can't tell if ur making fun of me
S:
No dude u should actually send it to him.
I wanna hear about it when he calls me later about how you sent him a dick pic while at his catholic family's house having dinner.
Q:
Fine.I won't send it.
S:
I still think you should?
Q:
Whatever
I just got hard for nothing smh
S:
Well you could call him
Secret phone sex ykwim
Q:
Hmmm
I'll do that
Thanks
Karl:"you guys are so weird..."
Quackity:"well I did end up calling you...and then you called me a stupid idiot"
Karl:"yea cause you're first line was 'I'm hard please help' "
Karl scoffed.
He closed the app and went to his browser history.
Quackity:"w-wait no!"
He tried to snatch the phone but Karl pulled it away.
Karl:"hands off."
Quackity looked at him before he groaned,he just couldn't win.
Karl started looking through his camera roll.
A lot of pictures of him,really nice pictures,
Also a lot of pictures of Karl when they were on a date or just candid.
Though it didn't really surprise him,Quackity very often took pictures of him,Karl did the same,they both just explained it as "memories",even if the other had just woken up.
It was all wholesome and sweet until he got to a certain section.
As soon a Quackity caught a glimpse of what it was,he felt like banging his head on the table.
Karl looked confused.
Karl:"are you taking some kind off penis enlargement pills or is there an other explanation as to why you have so many dick pics-"
Quackity:"I get bored okay?!"
Karl:"what psychopath takes pictures of their hard dick Everytime their bored-"
Quackity:"just shut up okay?"
He said before he took the phone.
Karl:"you also have a lot of porn"
Quackity:"the others send it to me.."
Karl:"um...okay? Me too,you still don't see me having the biggest tits on my phone-"
Quackity:"alright alright,just forget it.."
Karl looked at him,he looked embarrassed and was pretty red.
Karl:"awwwww is someone embarrassed?~"
He teased as he put his hand on his cheek.
Quackity:"stop.."
Karl:"are you embarrassed??~"
Quackity:"no...stop-"
Karl kissed his cheek and ruffled his hair,
Quackity couldn't not smile at it.
Karl:"cmon,time for your browser history"
Quackity sighed,there was no point in hiding it now.
Karl opened it and was already laughing.
He started reading it aloud.
Search history ⎋
How to make an egg
Monster ultra Amazon prime
How to make ratatouille
Can you overcook ratatouille
Can I eat burned ratatouille
How to quickly clean up burned ratatouille
Ratatouille; Uber eats premium
Can my boyfriend get pregnant after I nut in him?; qura
Pornhub.com
Pornhub.com
What breaking bad character am I quiz
Is being obsessed with your partner normal ?
Karl:"that's cute"
He said as he kissed his cheek,Quackity just smiled knowing what was next on the list.
Karl turned back to the phone and read.
"How to ask your boyfriend to..move in with you.."
Karl read quietly.
He looked back at Quackity who shrugged.
Karl:"you...you wanna move in together?.."
Quackity nodded.
Quackity:"I mean you always complaining about how I don't live here with you,and I have basically been living here for a month now so...."
Karl looked at him as a big smile turned up on his face,his eyes sparked as he tightly hugged him.
Quackity:"is that a yes?"
Karl:"ofcourse it is!! I would love to move in together!"
Quackity smiled,this was even better than the reaction he was dreaming about.
Karl kissed his cheek.
Karl:"I love you...so fucking much..."
Quackity:"I love you too karl.."
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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 2𓅰
FanfictionHi :) The first one shot book got to 110 chapters so I'm making a new one<3 These are mostly karlity oneshots,maybe a few other ships like punznap or dnf but not a lot. Includes: mostly smut(♻️) & fluff(💠) But also some angst(🃏) & lime(🔱) ⚠︎·˚...
