Lovejoy // Wilbur soot

Paris

@tommyinnit

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"we're just friends"  (btw melody isn't actually this tall ofc she was literally on her tippy toes fuckin american)

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@melohilive: THOMAS WE ARE JUST FRIENDS
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@charlieslimeccle: that's what they all say.

I flop down on the hotel bed as Tommy and Wilbur walk into the room.

We had just landed in Paris and gotten to the hotel.

"Yo this is sick!" Tommy yells as he looks around the hotel room.

"Tommy be quiet!" Wilbur laughs.

"But they said we can be as loud as we want!" Tommy argues.

"Yeah well Melody is clearly tired!" Wilbur laughs.

"Wilbur i'm fine." I laugh.

"Yeah Wilbur your girlfriend is fine!" Tommy teases.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Wilbur laughs.

"My heart belongs to Bella Swan's dad." I joke.

"Stop with the fucking twilight!" Wilbur laughs.

"Ratio." I say as Tommy bursts out laughing.

"And stop fucking ratioing me!" Wilbur laughs.

"Don't because Schlatt would be proud." Tommy says.

"Anything for Schlatt!" I laugh as I sit up.

"Wilbur, Schlatt's gonna steal your girlfriend!" Tommy yells.

Tommy has always accused Wilbur and I of dating, but deep down of course he knew we were just friends.

"Tommy she is not my girlfriend!" Wilbur laughs.

"Yeah i'm his boyfriend, he's my girlfriend." I joke.

"Melody you're not helping!" Wilbur says with a laugh.

"My bad my bad!" I say as I lay back down on the bed, when my phone starts ringing. "Why the fuck is Schlatt calling?"

"Answer it!" Tommy says immediately.

"What do you want?" I scoff jokingly as I answer the call.

"I heard you're a single woman now and you ratioed Wilbur." He says.

"Yeah?" I laugh.

"You know i'm single." He says while pushing down a laugh.

"Oh my god." I groan. I look to see Wilbur with a somewhat annoyed face, which I didn't understand.

"So is that a yes?" He laughs.

"No!" I laugh. "I'm not an incel."

"What the fuck!" He laughs before hanging up.