eddie & birdie
birdie
i need ur help.
eddie
my my my, ofc you do
birdie
eds, srsly, i kinda effed up
eddie
hmm, pray tell
birdie
so i was at argyle's, right?
eddie
leave out gross details for ur spank bank
birdie
well... i was braiding argyle's hair, and i sort of rambled about how long my hair use to be and that i cut it short bc of my mom...
well, yk how my mom is, right?
eddie
ofc i know your mom, she's hot
birdie
fuck you.
anyways, he told me my hair looks nice at any length because i showed him so photos and then i told him his long hair was like beautiful or something, idk i was talking out of my ass because i was high as shit
eddie
beautiful. u said beautiful?
birdie.
...yes.
then he sort of idk kissed me and then acted like nothing happened, so i acted like nothing happened but then i had to ask. through dm's. and asked what it was and he said "idk. ur lips looked nice i guess" and i sort of. just. left. 😁 with no explanation too.
eddie
pause.
you kissed? he kissed? you two kissed?
birdie
yeah. kind of. yeah. i guess
eddie
passion... or peck?
birdie
in between...?
eddie
what the fuck do u mean in between
birdie
like he kissed me passionately.
and my lips stayed still?
eddie
oh u didn't kiss back.
WAIT. you didn't kiss back?
i thought you like argyle?
birdie
i do!! i think i do??? idk eds :(
eddie
oh my god. i'm gonna hit you
do you know how much i'd kill to be in that position with steve??
birdie
yah, u kinda talk about it a lot
eddie
i do not...
birdie
u can keep denying it or i can provide the proof of it through my videos and screenshots.
eddie
ok sorry. this is about you
birdie
right.
anyways... i didn't kiss back bc it surprised me. and i didn't think he even liked guys
eddie
are you kidding me?
argyle's so fucking gay
birdie
wait... fr?? 🫢
eddie
HE KISSED U.
that isn't enough proof?
birdie
i was being sarcastic.
grow a fucking backbone
eddie
i wanna unalive u
birdie
and i wanna kiss u 😍
eddie
slut.
birdie
asshole 🤕🤕
eddie
do u wanna smoke some weed together
birdie
everytime we smoke together, u start crying bc u like steve harrington too much
eddie
and he likes my best friend.
cut me some slack
birdie
fine. i'll come by
eddie
bring snacks too 😘🤞
birdie
fine. ugly.
eddie
ily <3
birdie
aw ily2. <3 i guess.
do you want ben & jerrys or haagen-dazs? they're like all we got rn
eddie
ew... i guess ben & jerrys
birdie
kk. be there in a bit :)
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