✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* argyle (modern day)
skaterbirdie: who did u murder for ur username
argyle: no one lol
skaterbirdie: suspicious.
❝ he tells me i'm pretty. ❞
[ argyle x male oc ]
[ modern day au ]
[ social media fic ]
skaterbirdie: hi argyle... skaterbirdie: why are u texting like that
argyle: I would simply just like to make a formal apology. For kissing you. That was wrong of me. And I will never do it again. As you are taken. And I'm also sorry to Eddie.
skaterbirdie: ew u think i'm taken by eds?
argyle: you're not?
skaterbirdie: no!
argyle: oh okay... god i thought i was gonna get my assed kicked or something
skaterbirdie: he's my best friend. other than nancy, he's, like, all i have. well also other than robin, steve and jonathan. they're all i have. they're like my little family
argyle: that's cute
skaterbirdie: can we hang out?
argyle: yeah?
skaterbirdie: yeah. i can come over, again. i like your place. your parents are cool and your grandma's kinda funny
argyle: okay :) yeah, anytime's good
skaterbirdie: i can come over now
argyle: yeah, sure.
argyle: now it's weird.
skaterbirdie: no kidding
argyle: i'm sorry about my parents. i came out to them a year ago now they think anyone i interact with is my boyfriend/girlfriend/other or whatever like that
skaterbirdie: it's ok lol
argyle: they're embarrassing
skaterbirdie: better than them not being accepting though, right?
argyle: you got a point
skaterbirdie: plus ur mom's adorable, i kinda love her, she's small
argyle: yeah compared to my 6'3 gigantic ass, she's child size or something
skaterbirdie: she's tiny. can she. adopt me?
argyle: but then we'd be brothers :(
skaterbirdie: 😭😭
skaterbirdie: oh my god. argy, did you see the wink that your dad gave you when we went into your room??? 😭
argyle: that was super weird lmao
skaterbirdie: so what do u wanna do now?
argyle: sex?
skaterbirdie: lmao be serious
argyle: idk. whatever u wanna do.
skaterbirdie: okay.
argyle: why'd u kiss me.
skaterbirdie: u said whatever i wanna do. i wanted to kiss you.
argyle: oh okay.
argyle: ur pretty
skaterbirdie: go die
argyle: 💔
skaterbirdie: ... ur pretty too
argyle: :) ❤️🩹
skaterbirdie: ur such a doof.
argyle: idc bc at least u like me
skaterbirdie:
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