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everybody cool in hawkins
eds, argy, jon, steve, nance & rob

eds
ladies. and gentlemen.
i bagged two bad bitches.

steve
oh that was fr then?

birdie
yeah. i'm with both argy and eds now :)

jon
that's great!! i'm so happy for you guys <3
i remember argyle's list

birdie
WHAT LIST

argyle
jon shut the fuck up

jon
yeah he said 1 to 6 who he'd bang in the group. first was birdie, then second was eddie, then third was me, then fourth was nancy and then he didn't listen steve bc he doesn't like steve and he didn't list robin bc she doesn't like men

nance
Oh... cool?
Wait, is that cool?

birdie
NOOO NOT COOL
WHAT THE HECK ARGY???

argy
okay... to be fair everyone has that list right? i mean none of us are related. so like we're not an actual family blood.
it's not that weird, you guys!!

jon
yeah my list was steve, nance (before break up but still now), argyle, birdie, eddie and no robin bc we're respectful

rob
i love you guys with all my heart.
but fuck that respectful shit for a min because my list would be birdie, eddie, argyle, jon and no steve on the list (only if you guys were girls) and nancy tops all of you bitches

steve
... anyways not offended by not being on anyone else's list at all

nance
No offense Steve... but you give a lot of us the icks. Like, majority of us.
Actually all of us except your boyfriend

steve
wow thanks 🫠🫠🫠

birdie
you guys arent even bruising his ego atp, youre beating it up, stomping on it and spitting on it while calling it slurs
anyway my list is argyle and eddie.
that's it. just them.

eds
aw babe thats so cute
anyways mine is birdie and argyle at number one, jon at number two, nancy at number 3 and thats it. bc steve is a been there, done that, gotten over that situation

steve
coolio.

birdie
whats your list, steven?

steve
just jonathan.

jon
aw :)

birdie
fucking copy cat
now i gotta change mine
mine is argyle and eddie, jonathan and then nancy. :) that's it.

steve
cool.

rob
someone has their panties in a bunch

steve
SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT

jon
oh i can help with that <3

steve
really? :)

jon
ofc stevie

birdie
...anyways i'm never gonna shut up about my boyfriends. so expect more posts bc i love my boyfriends. they're the best

nance
I'm so happy for you guys :)

birdie
ty nance <333

rob
also we're on our way now since it's almost 9 and we got bored at nance's
her dad started this really strict open door policy once we told them we're a couple

nance
So homophobic. I'm not like gonna go DJ on Robin or something in my own home where there's CHILDREN

birdie
DJ ON ROBIN LMFAO

rob
im crying