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047. imessage group.

2 weeks after the party

everyone cool in hawkins
eds, steven, argy, jon, nance & rob

eds
GUYS HELP LMFAO

rob
what's wrong edster

eds
i offered bird to eat with me at benny's

steven
and??

eds
he said no and legit just posted a video of himself eating on tiktok with the caption "my mouse eating alone moment" with the sound and everything 😭 LIKE BAE WE COULD'VE BEEN ON A DATE RN HOLDING HANDS THEY'RE SO DRAMATIC

rob
birdie?? 😭

birdie
i'm preparing for the exams. i couldn't exactly leave my home rn 😕

eds
well u could've just said that and we'd be eating together at ur place 😭

argy
what's funnier is i also offered to study with him
today and he said no. ☹️

steven
birdie in his emo phase 🖤🥀

birdie
i hate you

steven
please you love me bird

birdie
nope.

steven
yep.

rob
... anyways why are jancy so quiet

nance
No reason.

jon
we were making out but you guys always blow up the gc when we're busy

argy
wow jonny 😕

jon
she means nothing to me

birdie
#jargyle

nance
I hate you guys so much.

jon
then why are u rubbing my arm so lovingly if you hate me so much nance

nance
Get out of my room.

rob
that should be me 💔

birdie
oh yeah! how's it going with vick, robbie?

eds
yea, ya'll ✂️ yet?

rob
you are disgusting edward munson.
and lesbians don't do that

birdie
yeah they just go and buy plants together and get a cat or something

argy
and what do gay guys do?

eds
anal sex.

birdie
no. they stare at each other's lips lovingly in a totally "bro" like way

steven
is that directed at anyone in particular

jon
*cough* you and eddie

nance
You can't cough through text.

jon
and yet i just did. 🤨

birdie
guys i'm so bored.
argy can youuuuuhhuhdjdj
nvm i forgot i'm practically on house arrest

rob
we'll break u out 🥸

birdie
why that emoji?

eds
in disguise 🥸

steven
yes yes we'll all come and convince your mom we'll have a group study 🥸

birdie
and what will the group study actually be?

jon
orgy 🥸

nance
I cannot believe you actually just said that. And with that emoji.

birdie
yea count me out i'm no longer bored
i only wanted argyle

argy
well, i'm kind of busy with frank

birdie
uh who's frank?

argy
my tutor.

birdie
is he hot?

steven
oop, mama's jealous

rob
shut up steve

argy
if you think older dudes are hot yeah

jon
they so are

eds
jonathan?? 😭

birdie
okay. 😕

argy
he also makes me put my phone away for the whole hour of tutoring
so i'm gonna be inactive

birdie
i don't like him ☹️

argy
trust me no one does
dude cannot get any other jobs than this shitty tutoring one my mom pays him 20 bucks and it's only once every 2 weeks

birdie
man.
okay. i'm down for the break out
i gotta get out of here

rob
yay we're on our way 🥸

steven
yes i had to pick them all up 🥸

nance
No joke. Jon is on my lap rn 🥸

birdie
steve has a five seater??? there's literally a vacant seat he can use

jon
i like sitting on her lap 🥸

argy
aw man i wanna be apart of this :( i'd be on birdie's lap :(((

birdie
then meet us after? :)

argy
yeah. it's only an hour anyway
okay, well have fun! i'll see u guys later