The Sarcastic Sparrow

Diego as a big brother?

Everyone has moved upstairs. You're currently messing around with Stanley as you're both doing Karate. Five is at the pool table sipping on coffee. Klaus is on the floor, Allison is leaning on a pillar near the stairs, Viktor is on one side of the pool table and Diego on the other. You're still drunk and stumbling over each foot which Stanley laughs at. You completely ignore Five's explanation on what a paradox is and only perk in when you hear Diego speak

"I'm so confused" Diego mumbles mainly to himself

"Shocking" Allison sarcastically remarks.

"Bitch" You mumble to yourself aiming it at Allison. Stanley hears you and nods his head in agreement before you both continue trying to do Karate but you keep punching and kicking air and so does Stanley

"Well, someone killed our mothers, so we shouldn't exist. But clearly we do exist, and the universe can't handle it, which is problem" Viktor explains more simply then Five

"Big problem" Five sighs out

"YAH!" Stanley shouts kicking your jaw causing you to stumble back and fall on your ass

"STANLEY!" Diego yells at his so called son
"Now is not the time to be doing karate, okay?" Diego tells off Stanley.

"He's training!" You defend Stanley

"Mum said I need to practice!" Stanley replies

"Yeah, well, she's not wrong. You're very bad" Diego mutters out loud for everyone to hear

"Well, I saved your pathetic ass!" Stanley quickly remarks causing you to laugh out loud

"HA! Pathetic" you laugh laying down on the ground like a starfish, blood flowing down from your mouth because you bit your tongue when Stanley kicked your jaw

"Okay! Hold on. Five, so we caused a paradox. What does that mean?" Allison buts in and questions Five

"It's hard to say. It's all been theoretical until now, but things have started to disappear" Five explains as Stanley helps you get up and you both continue doing Karate ignoring the blood flowing down your mouth to your jaw and dripping onto the floor

"What things?" Viktor questions

"Right now? Uh, Lobsters" Five answers like he's fed up of all the questions

"And a shit ton of cows!" You and Klaus both say in unison. You guys look at each other before you continue back to doing Karate

"But I have a feeling this is just the beginning" Five sighs out leaning both hands onto the pool table

"A feeling? Aren't you retired?" Allison rhetorically asks Five with a cocky tone

"I want nothing more" Five responds shaking his head

"You know, you can't keep dragging us through hell because you have an itch only an apocalypse can scratch and then expect us to deal with the fallout. You're not the boss!" Allison yells that last bit as she got up into Fives face. Five lets out a sigh trying to keep himself calm before replying

"Fine, i'm the messenger, and i'm telling you something terrible is coming." Five says through gritted teeth glaring daggers at Allison