The Sarcastic Sparrow

Stanley's gone...?

You and Five got back to the hotel and was now in a fancy room looking at the wall. Diego scolded and lectured you for getting visible tattoos on your young body but you shrugged it off. Diego and Lila told you the entire story of how they went into this weird place and almost died

"What the hell are you doing!? Stanley is gone! We need to face this!" Lila shouts storming into the room to find Diego messing up the bed

"Wait, Stanley's gone?" You question a bit shocked not knowing this information as Five is still inspecting the door. But unfortunately you got ignored

"Just check the chimney, alright!" Diego shouts back

"He's not in the bloody chimney! He's been Kugelblitzed!" Lila continues shouting at Diego's stubbornness

"Whose fault is that, huh!? You're the one that brought him here!" Diego snaps pointing to Lila who just looks at him in disbelief and a bit of hurt in her eyes

"This will be us" You mutter to Five who looks at you as blush crept on his cheeks

"Yeah, apart from we'll be making the baby...not stealing" Five mutters back as you nod slowly realising what he meant and you immediately turned away flustered as he chuckles

"Sh" You shush him and making him chuckle once again as he places a soft kiss on your neck where the tattoo is. The contact pains your neck as it hasn't completely healed but yet was a pleasurable pain

"Congratulations. You're both mildly terrible parents. Can we focus? Come on. How did this thing open before?" Five buts into the argument raising his voice and pointing at the door. You step aside a bit so they can see it better

"I don't know. It was already kinda open." Diego answers bluntly as he continues to search for his now non-existent child figure he saw as his son

"Already kinda open" Five mimics with a scoff

"You know, Diego, you should have been an engineer. It's lost opportunity" You sneer at Diego as Five turns back to the door but immediately turns round once a female voice buts in

"Why'd you wanna go in there anyway? It's just sushi and death" Lila asks raising her voice while holding an empty slush puppy cup

"Ew, sushi" You mumble scrunching your nose up in disgust

"Sushi is amazing, kitten!" Lila says looking over at you but you just shake your head quietly disagreeing with her

"When we met future me, in the commission bunker, I warned myself about Oblivion. Now, Pogo told me—" Five starts to explain but gets cut off

"Wait, woah, woah! Pogo's alive?" Diego questions cutting off Five and walking up beside Lila

"Different Pogo, but yes. The monkey—" Five tries to explain but once again gets cut off

"Chimpanzee" you correct him with a smug grin as he slaps the back of your head

"HE, said Dad spent years training the Sparrows for some kind of super-secret mission that has something to do with Y/n, into..." Five finally explains waiting for someone to finish him off