The Sarcastic Sparrow

Guy in a carpet

Diego and you are holding up Klaus who is wrapped in a carpet while Stanley plays with a lighter. Diego presses the button for the elevator

"Are you sure we can't just torch the evidence? A couple flames from Mr. Burns over here" Stanley asks playing with the lighter as you groan from how heavy Klaus is

"Shut up, Stanley" You groan out with a voice crack as you were still upset over the recent news you had received

I mean sure, I may have overreacted...I OVERREACTED!? THEY KILLED MY SIBLINGS, MY FAMILY FUCK OVERREACTING I SHOULD KILL VIKTOR HERE AND NOW...or torture him to tell me who the hell burned my siblings Alive!

You shake your head to stop your murderous thoughts running wild and focused on keeping Klaus up

"Give me that, you little pyro" Diego demands snatching the lighter out of Stanley's hands
"We're not burning anything. We're gonna go talk to the family together. They'll, uh, understand that this was an accident. Hey! No matter what happens, I got your back, okay? Tú ya eres mi sangre" Diego reassures and then says the last part in Spanish which confuses you and Stanley

(You are already my blood)

"I still don't speak Spanish" Stanley mutters unamused

"Never did to begin with" you shrug with a croaky voice. Diego sighs and tosses the lighter back to Stanley

"And I accept both your flaws, alright?" Diego says softly

"Asshole" you mumble

"I heard that" Diego slightly raises his voice glaring at you and you giving him a small innocent smile as Stanley laughs
"Now...We got it, We got it. Just go to the door" Diego tells Stanley as you and Him lift up the carpet with Klaus in it. Chet the worker comes out the elevator looking at us weirdly which is fair but...mind your business!

"No let me—" Stanley tries to say

"No. Go wait over there. Wait by the..." Diego trails off interrupting Stanley

"Okay" Stanley obeys.

"What?" you say look at Chet which catches Diegos and Stanley's attention as they are now looking at Chet. Stanley leans on the wall with an awkward smile

"Uh...yeah, we're uh—" Diego struggles to make up an excuse

"Playing a game" you help him out

"What's it called?" Chet questions calmly

"Guy in a carpet" You answer with a smile as Diego and Stanley nod Chet also nods with no emotion

"I hope you win" Is the last thing Chet says before walking off

"Go get the door" Diego tells Stanley as You and Diego pick up Klaus

"Okay" Stanley replies walking over to the elevator door stopping it from closing

"Klaus was right. I love this place" Diego whispers out which makes you roll your eyes
"Okay" Diego sighs out as you both lean Klaus on the Elevator wall
"Get his head, get his head" Diego repeats as you are currently about to fall over