The Sarcastic Sparrow

Meeting Lila

"I was being held Captive...by the Sparrows" Luther says as he throws his hands in the air. He's holding some bag, like a gift bag with The Sparrow Academy Logo on it and in the other hand was water with a straw

"What?" Allison asked confused having no clue what happened to Luther

"Wait. Did none of you notice?" Luther questions looking disappointed at his family who didn't realise he was even missing. You snicker at the families responses

"We're happy you're home safe and sound"
"Yeah, oh my god"
"Stop lying"
"Oh yeah. Okay. Nice."
The umbrellas say talking over each other

"Did they hurt you?" Allison questions looking a bit worried at Luther

"Who? The Sparrows? God, no. Not at all. Excellent hosts. Really quite charming, actually...unlike this one" Luther points to you and Diego straightens his posture but still letting you play with his fingers

"Dickhead" you hiss out and Luther looks at you offended but his Face changes into a shocked one once he sees all the blood rushing down yours. He decides to ignore it and shake his head

"Oh, and you should see their gym. Outstanding! I really think we got these guys all wrong" Luther exclaims taking a sip from his water. Allison pulls out The Sparrow Academy sound track with yours and Marcus's face in the middle of the thumbnail and Ben's and Alphonso's on the sides

"Says the guy they kidnapped" Allison said skeptically. Luther stops sipping from his water and stares at the track. You roll your eyes as you didn't even want to be on the cover but got forced too. Diego whistles catching everyones attention

"What did they want?" Diego asks softly as he sees you flinch from the loud noise right near your ear

"Oh, Marcus and Y/n. Marcus is missing and they know we took Y/n. They want them back...unharmed" Luther said slowly turning to you and looking you up and down to see your state again.

"Nah, I like it here. I have an actual big brother and someone who potentially cares for me" you slur out hugging Diegos arm and gesturing to Five who's gone off somewhere.

"She stays" Diego says sternly

"We don't have Marcus" Viktor states

"Well, damn...I was hoping we'd solve that one quickly and then move in to problem number two. Disappearing people" Luther chuckles for the first part but got serious announcing problem two which all of you knew about. Suddenly Diego and you snapped your heads to look at Stanley in unison to see him accidentally smash a vase with the wooden stick

"Better the vase then me" you shrug. Everyone turns to look at Stanley as he has a shocked expression on his face

"Uh, it was...it was the wind" Stanley tries to lie but stutters. You giggle at his sudden worry

"Who's the kid?" Luther questions

"Diego's spawn" Klaus whispers to Luther who's eyes widen. Diego picks you up bridal style which catches you off guard but you don't bother to get out cause hey! You don't need to walk. He then grabs Stanley and drags him in a hallway telling him off. You was drifting off to sleep probably because of how much alcohol you consumed or maybe because you got smashed in the head like 100 times and still bleeding

"Discipline. That's what you need to learn. When I was your age, I was up at dawn, alright? I was training, honing my skills. The biggest thing, I was becoming a real man" Diego says raising his voice at Stanley who was walking beside him with a neutral expression on his face. They both stop in the hallway and Diego bends down so now you're eyes are chest Level to Stanley

"Right. Is that why you wear tight pants" Stanley remarks. Diego stays quietly while you laugh. You all hear a door open and set your eyes onto the people walking out of it

"Lila?" Diego questions walking up to Lila with you still in his arms

"Hmm?" Lila hums as he looks back to Diego then looks to you
"This your sister?" Lila questions raising an eyebrow

"Yeah, sort of like that" Diego answers as you smile at her

"Shes pretty" You slur out

"Thanks Kitten, so are you" She boops your nose while thanking you

"You need to take this kid with you" Diego mumbles to Lila motioning his head to Stanley but stops Lila from replying as he sees Five leaving the same bathroom with two briefcases
"The hell were you doing in there!?" Diego raises his voice

"Bathing" Lila responds slowly

"Together" you and Diego say in unison. Five glances down at you to see you still have blood on your face. He drops the briefcases and rips you out of Diegos arms. You wrap your legs around Fives waist and your arms around his neck so he can pick up the briefcases again.

"Oh, okay. Diego, we don't have time for this. Lila, me and Y/n have got important shit to do" Five says walking off with you around his torso and Lila follows him with a smirk. You raise an eyebrow at how suspicious Lila is acting

"Wait. Woah! What's more important than family?" Diego calls out chasing after the three

"Hey, love" Lila says to Stanley

"End of the world, genius" Five answers as he continues walking to the elevator. Diego manages to get hold of Lila as Five puts down the briefcases to call down the elevator he then wraps his hands around your waist pulling you more onto him so you don't fall

"Did you guys..." you trail off as Five smirks

"No, love. I'm yours, you're mine" Five exclaims kissing your cheek

"Actually no. You haven't asked me out" You say with a smile

"Maybe when you're sober" Five chuckles as he hears the elevator door ping and picks up the briefcases walking inside the elevator and placing them back down then holding onto your waist again. Five looks over at Lila and Diego talking and groans in annoyance as you giggle at how Lila is telling him off

"I like her" You say as Lila finally finishes yelling at Diego and walks into the elevator.

"I hate her" Five responds to you causing Lila to roll her eyes and smirk at you. Before the door closes you hear Diego yell at Lila but it all came out in a ring from how loud he yelled

"I doubt that" Lila mumbles
"Figure it out, Diego. Be a dad" Lila finishes Then the elevator doors closed leaving Diego and Stanley alone. Diegos eyes filled with tears that he will not allow to let out

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