The Sarcastic Sparrow

The Pink Bra

You and Five both stare at Pogo as he smokes a cigarette and blows it out with an angered expression on his face

"I don't tattoo children" Pogo simply says

"Shame" you mutter earning a nudge from Five

"Swell, we're not here for the ink. We're here because you and I have a mutual friend. Sir Reginald Hargreeves" Five speaks up staring down at Pogo with his hands stuffed in his pockets

"Whatever he wants, i'm not interested" Pogo sighs out and turns around to clean off his products as the man he tattooed stands up

"I don't think you understand. I'm one of his children. From another timeline" Five exclaims as he doesn't stop staring at the chimp

"Another timeline?" Pogo chuckles

"Pogo, it's Y/n" you finally speak up and Pogo eyes you up and down as the men in the room start approaching you and Five

"Y/n. You and him should leave" Pogo states turning around again making you groan

"As crazy as it sounds, you and I have met before. Back in 1963, when you were a diaper-wearing chimp in dire need of a manicure. I don't know if you remember, but I have a scar to prove it." Five explains pulling down his collar to show three scratch marks. You examine it while you can

"Hot" You mutter under your breath with a grin as Five rolls his eyes

"If what you're saying is true, i'd be talking to a man well into his sixties. Now, if you'll excuse me, i've had a very long day" Pogo finishes and starts to walk away with a box full of his tattoo equipment. Five grabs your hand

"Pogo, you need to listen to me" Five tries to get Pogo to listen while approaching him but gets stopped as he feels a pull on his hand seeing the many men in the room grab you and pull you back

"Time to go home to mummy, li'l guy. We'll take good care of her..." A man mutters as he slithers his arms around your waist and puts his jaw on your shoulder his bearded face grazing against your skin

"Five..." You whisper clearly being uncomfortable with the situation. Five immediately reacts as he hears you and punches the man on you square in the jaw and the man falls to the ground with a loud thud

"Or what?" Five questions cockily as he grabs your hand and blinks you outside the bar where loads of men and women are on bikes. You both watch Pogo drive off on his motorcycle

"That's one badass chimp" you mumble as you watch Pogo turn a corner

"Come on" Five raises his voice a bit before dragging you to a man sat on his bike

"You. Get off!" You command the man but he just chuckles at your figure

"You can come on, darling" He flirts winking at you as you grimace as his attempt

"Hey! I need your bike. It's an emergency" Five steps in his voice filled with jealousy and anger

"Think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit" The man snaps back at Five

"Give me the bike or else..." Five tries but the man revs his engine

"Come on, princess" The man almost shouts as he grabs your waist throwing you onto the bike and driving off. Not even a second later Five blinks on the bike behind the man and throws him off. You take this as a chance to sit on the bike properly and take control

"You know how to drive?" Five shouts questioning you as he wraps his arms around your waist tightly to be secure. A chuckle escapes your lips before revving the engine and speeding

"Nope! So hold on" You shout with a wide grin on your face as you lean down a bit to get more speed.

"Fuck" Five whispers but you manage to hear it.
"Next time, i'm driving!" He shouts

"If you're fast enough!" You tease as you increase the speed to it's maximum making Five hold your waist tighter then ever. A smirk carves it's way onto your lips at the boys grip

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You guys finally make it to where you assume Pogo lives. You park in the woods area and Five holds your hand and helps you get off the bike

"Thanks" You mumble as you smile at his angered expression

"You almost crashed 10 times!" Five whisper yells at you

"Who the hell counts that!?" You snap back throwing your hands in the air.

"Can I help you?" A women sitting down on a chair outside with a cigarette and a book in her hands, buts in. She has brown hair that just passes her shoulders, pink lipstick, shorts and a top with no sleeves and some boots. She sat crossed legged as her eyebrows are furrowed at you both. You and Five walk over to her, Five shoving his hands in his pocket as you smile at the women

"Need a word with Pogo" Five admits truthfully

"Ain't no Pogo here, pumpkin" The women clearly lies but the grin on your face doesn't disappear as you are admiring her tattoos

"Okay" Five mumbles grabbing your hand and walking closer only to be stopped when the women stands up from her seat and blocks your path

"Love the pink bra" You blurt out earning a weird look from Five as he stares down at you. The women looks down at her chest then back at you

"I'd lend you it, sweetheart. However you don't seem to have much going on in that area" The women tries to say nicely but you look at her faking to be offended as you hold your hands to your chest

"I'm not flat!" You defend yourself making the women chuckle

"I never said you was. Those words never left my mouth" She smirked at you while crossing her arms

"Foul play women...foul play" You mutter making her chuckle before looking at Five again who was looking at you weirdly still holding your hand

"I suggest you get your asses off my property. Before I call a truant officer" She snaps at the both of

"And I thought we was starting to create a bond" You mumble rolling your eyes. Five straightens his stance probably ready to blink into the caravan as he glares at the women who  is currently putting a cigarette in her mouth

"It's okay, Tammy. Let the them in" A familiar voice speaks up from inside the caravan making you grin and Five smirk

I want to get this book done cause idk why but I went on a complete spree of writing "All Of Us Are Dead" book thingy and now it has 23 parts. I'm not gonna rush this book though cause I enjoy writing this. Also when this book and the 'All Of Us Are Dead' book is out I plan on writing another TUA book with all 3 seasons. But I may publish another book before I start that one idk 🤷‍♀️

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