The Sarcastic Sparrow

Don't save the world?

You and Five are looking at each other with wide eyes as Lila continues to historically laugh at us clapping her hands together

"No...way. This whole time you've been complaining about the commission, and you're the one who founded it. Classic...and you even brought Y/n with...I told you, future wife" Lila says between laughs causing you to groan and Five to stand there in disbelief

"If I did, I have no memory of it" Five states but Lila just continues to laugh as you run your hands through your hair

"So here I was thinking you were a maverick, but you're a company man, down to the bone. I mean, you...you literally cannot breathe without this place" Lila says laughing and flapping her hands around

"Somethings not right" Five mumbles
"I don't have paradox psychosis...Y/n doesn't have paradox psychosis" Five starts

"The fuck is paradox psychosis" You shout in annoyance throwing your hands in the air causing Lila to giggle

"We both could feel it outside but in here, it's...nothing" Five whispers the last word quietly while chewing on his cheek

"Never were too bright, were we?" The older version of Five said in a raspy voice making you jump

"Oh my god, it's alive" you blurt out making both Fives roll there eyes

"The operations bunker is...paradox-proof" The older Five explains

"Again, what is paradox psychosis?" You ask raising an eyebrow only to get ignored again

"I constructed it as a panic room...in case of a collapse in the time continuum. In this room, all permutations of yourself can exist. You must be here because of a...Kugelblitz" Older Five says causing teen Fives eyes to widen more and Lila and you to give a confused look

"Is that like a cheese blintz?" Lila asks in curiosity

"Ew, cheese" you scrunch your face in disgust

"What!? Don't like pizza?" Lila says to you crossing her arms

"Melted cheese with something is nice. Cheese alone is disgusting" You defend yourself putting your hands up

"You have no taste" Lila remarks which makes you snicker

"It's German for ball of lightning" Five explains while rolling his eyes as you and Lila nod in understanding
"It's an extra kinky kind of black hole" Five adds on

"The kind that can suck up entire timelines" Lila decides to add the obvious

"Bingo" Fives old self says in a raspy voice. He slowly turns his head towards you
"I've missed you" Older version of Five struggles to say.

"Shes not your Y/n, alright? Shes mine" Five blurts out in anger and Jealousy grabbing your arm and shoving you behind him

"Excuse me?" You say crossing your arms and looking at Five but he ignores it and glares down at his older self

"So, how do we fix it?" Five questions getting back on topic

"You don't" Older Five manages to get out between coughs and chuckles