Dora the explorer.

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Shitpost bc I'm bored and idk what to post.
If you have suggestions please let me know😫
Also I don't feel like looking back at the names but I tried my best

Finney/finney
Robin/Finneyshousewife 💀
Griffin/midget💜
Bruce/ innocent chile 👦🏻
Vance/ Homiehopper 🤠
Gwen/gwenny 😊❤️
Donna/✨def homosexual ✨
Billy/ paperboy✨

Midget💜 is typing...

Midget💜: YALL WE WATCHED DORA THE EXLPORA IN CLASS TODAY!
YALL SHOULD COME OVER AND WATCH IT EITH ME NOW.

✨def homosexual ✨: tf? You're in like, 5th grade wth you doing watching Dora the explorer😟

Homiehopper🤠: U aint finna stop n think about how he said Dora the explora? 💀

Paperboy✨: oh yea, it's Dora the explorer not Dora the explora 😂

Midget💜: EAIT WUT SINCE WHEN??? 😟

Innocent Chile👦🏻: wait wit are we talking about??🤨

Homiehopper 🤠: nothing Bruce, go back to sleep💀

Finneyshousewife 💀: wait what no it's Dora the explora 😟

Midget💜: that's what I'm saying!!!

Homiehopper 🤠: Robin wtf why'd it take you so long to respond 💀

Finneyshousewife 💀: oh. Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Paperboy✨: ???? And where's finney???

Finneyshousewife 💀: aren't we talking about Dora the explora?

✨def homosexual ✨: *explorer

Gwenny 😊❤️: can you guys all disrespectfully shut the fuck up. I'm trying to sleep 😐

Midget💜: ok! Y'all just come to my house!
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"DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORA!" Griffin sang, holding a microphone (wooden spoon) up to his mouth
"*EXPLORER." Donna corrected.
"DORA! robin sang, sliding across the floor on his knees, giving it his all.
"I DONT KBOW THIS PART!!!" Billy shouted, twirling around on the floor. Finney sat on the couch, rolling his eyes at his weird friends.
"COME ON YOU LITTLE SHIT, SING WITH US!" Vance ushered, grabbing finney off the couch by his arm.
"IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT YALL," Bruce screamed, his voice distant under the loud music.
Donna turned on the theme song, everyone singing the words.
"DUH DE DUH DE DUH DORA!" they all sang.
"DUH DE DUH DE DUH DORA!" Billy yelled, his facial expression making it so much more intense then it actually was.
VAMENOS, LETS GO!" Robin screamed, getting on top of the table. Bruce was now in the corner dancing his ass off, looking like those drunk girls in the movies. Griffin was jumping up and down with Vance, hyping him up
"DORAAAAA!" Finney finally sang, getting into the mood.
"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" Donna yelled, dancing around the floor.
Finney and robin kisses, dancing around the living room playfully. They were all having so much fun, until they got interrupted.
"SHIT UP! Gwenny yelled at them, covering her face with a pillow. They all stared at her, and started bursting out laughing . They immediately started dancing again, leaving gwenny to roll her eyes.

They all woke up um with a raging headaches in the morning, but it was way worth it. Dora the explorer was the best theme song ever.

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