Uzumaki And Uchiha(SasuNaru one Shots)

Naruto's Guide to being Sasuke's boyfriend

1. Forehead pokes and long kisses

2. Always add tomatoes to his lunch bentos

3. When he says no to something it's a no(you can bargain but it's not advisable)

4. Sit on his back when he does push ups, count his push ups while feeding him tomato slices

5. Make sure to follow the dinner arrangement

6. He has jealousy issues so be sure to avoid getting too touchy with certain friends(no lingering hugs with Gaara, Sakura, Hinata, Sai, Kiba, even Kakashi... Unless it is a life or death situation, you never know)

7. If he's sad, kiss and cuddle

8. Sparring and training with him twice a week

9. Put shoes in shoe rack and fold clothes neatly

10. Plates and utensils must be placed in order of size and brand(it's a hassle but bear with it)

11. Never forget his birthday

12. Clean house equals to happy Sasuke(he's got standards so make sure the floorboards are so shiny we can practically see our reflection)

13. Promise to always be there for him

14. Don't send a shadow clone as a substitute for yourself when on a date with him and you can't make it. He won't appreciate it

15. If can't make it to the date, send a message to him instead of a shadow clone pretending to be you

16. Greeting kisses when coming home

17. Reassure him that he has nothing to fear, that he will never lose me. I Naruto Uzumaki is his and, will become Naruto Uchiha Uzumaki someday

18. Tell Gaara to stop sending divorce papers to us as a joke every year of our anniversary(I'm sure he's just joking). We're not even married yet

19. Tell Hinata to stop sending me pictures of Neji shirtless every Christmas(seriously how the heck does she keep taking those? I don't think Neji is aware)

20. Save enough money to buy the best wedding rings ever so that the others would back off(I'm pretty sure this would only fuel Gaara to keep sending those divorce papers to us though)