Note : this is a branzy chapter, feel free to not read if you want to see clown instead!
Also sorry for the long ass wait. I. Have. No. Excuse. Other than.... family issues.
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"...so I'm ghost?"
[Not qui-]
"Oh my goodness! I'm a ghost! Hohh! Does that mean I can run through this wa- Ow!"
[You died, but you've been brought back from the dead, you are not a ghost.]
"...oh gosh! That's even worse! I'm a zo-"
[Stop. You are human, not a zombie, not a ghost, not any fucking fantasy shit you think you are. You have been reincarnated.]
"I'm human! Oh my gosh, thank goodness for that, I would have maybe liked to be a vampire but I don't wanna suck blood!"
[I am trying real hard not to trigger 'Torture Mechanism : 5 Hour Tickle'.... Switching to professional system.... success.]
"What?"
[Hello, Branzy.]
"Do you not know my real name?"
[We are not allowed to download much of your private information, we are sorry for the inconvenience. But we shall call you by your other alias.]
"That's... fine?"
[Welcome to the world of Ttigraas.]
"..is it supposed to stand for something? Like.. um... nevermind."
[I cannot say much about this world, because the one of Nonsense does not allow me to do so. Sadly, the best we can do is help you figure it out.]
"Oh man! Leave the detective stuff to someone else! I'm no smart guy!"
[We sincerely apologise, but you're alone in this detective stuff if you count us out.]
"Man... still- I feel like I'm under reacting for someone that died and came back to life in another world."
[Switching to Idiotic System... success!]
"..?"
[Well, the others were just like "Oh, cool." Or "holy crap this whole thing is a simulation!?" or other reactions. But, the manwha, manga, and manhua readers were like "holy shit! I'm a protagonist" or something.]
"So my reaction is normal?"
[Besides you thinking you were kidnapped and you thinking you were a ghost or a zombie, yes, quite normal.]
"Well.. uhmm.. it's, uhh... grinding time! Time to grind for... uhmm.. levels?"
[Ah, yes, LV:LS.]
"Levels, right?"
[No, it stands for 'Living Void : Light Suck'.]
"That sounds.. weird? And quite suspi-"
[Don't bring it up, but If you're wondering, you can drain the light out of anything to get stronger and gain skills.]
"Ooh! Wow! That sounds.. umm.. edgy?"
[For every 100 Light Energy Drained, you gain an extra life. The amount of lives you can gain is unlimited! You might aswell become the v-]
"Villain?"
[....]
"..I don't know.. can I be one? Does it require me to.. uhmm... kill...?"
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