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Peter: Hello New Warriors!

Triton: Hello, Peter Parker.

Squirrel Girl: Hi! I'm changing my name

Squirrel girl changed her name to Friendly Neighborhood Squirrel Girl

Peter: HEY!! That's my catchphrase!!!

Friendly Neighborhood Squirrel Girl: Sry

Friend Neighborhood Squirrel Girl changed her name to Squirrel girl

Squirrel girl: better?

Peter: Better.

Web Warriors are online

Peter: hey web warriors!

Mr. sunshine: hello

Flash: hey, Puny Parker.

Peter: FLASH!?!

Flash: Just kidding hahaha

Amadeus changed his name to Iron Cho

Iron Cho: that's better.

Carnage changed her name to Spider Woman

Spider Woman: Thanks for suggesting the name Peter.

Peter: ????

Spider Woman: remember, before Mr. Sunshine here was alive you said 'Mary Jane Watson, the Ultimate Spider Woman'!

Peter: haha, I remember.

Mr. Sunshine: my names Scarlet Spider, not Mr. sunshine

Flash: ok Ima change your name!

Flash changed Mr. Sunshine to Lame Costume guy

Lame Costume Guy: I— nope. Not even gonna talk.

Flash: your costumes lame.

Lame Costume Guy: Ugly Symbiote.

Flash: what did you just call me?

Lame Costume Guy: Payback for changing my name to Lame Costume Guy!

Flash: you wanna fight?

Lame Costume Guy: bring it on!

Peter: Oh no.

Lame Costume Guy and Flash are offline

Peter: I gtg calm them down before another rivalry is formed

iron Cho: another?

Peter: me and Nova were the first

Iron Cho: oh ok

Peter is offline

Iron Cho, Spider Woman,  Triton, and Squirrel Girl is offline.

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