a series of [un]fortunate events || a wenclair collection [explicit]

9. embarrassment 2

Enid's POV

"What is that horrendous smell??"

I walked into the dorm room and was hit by this unbearable stench coming from Wednesday's side of the room... I remembered her telling me that she was on this new diet of roadkill and week old mushrooms, and I was like... I Didn't want to say anything because that's just how she is sometimes, but she was starting to um... toot a lot and not really realize it, since she likes the smell of death. But her flatulence is absolutely revolting... and I thought I was bad...

"My apologies, Enid. I did warn you of my new diet, yes? I told you I would be suffering from the... adverse affects of severe flatulence for at least a few days."

The major downside of being a werewolf is that my sense of smell is severely heightened, so everytime Wednesday lets some off, the smell is even more foul than usual...

"I know, Willa, but... God, your, uh.. toots stink really, really bad because of my heightened sense of smell..."

Wednesday blushed in embarrassment as she tried to wave the air behind her.

"Ah, yes.. I may have forgotten that your sense of smell defers from my own.."

"You seriously can't smell how bad your farts stink??"

She blushed again.

"Enid..."

Uh-oh... did I make her uncomfortable? I tried very hard not to gag as she was letting more off... These were silent, mind you...

"Y-yeah, Willa?"

"I... need to go to the bathroom..."

I couldn't help but giggle at her cute little confession. She was absolutely fucking adorable... albeit a little stinky...

"Go, Willa, I'm gonna fumigate this room before I pass out.."

About 30 minutes later, Wednesday came back to the room, kissing me lightly before laying on her bed.

"Sooo... what have we learned??"

A silence for a second before this loud sound came from her side of the room. 

"I was holding that one in for a while..."

Needless to say, she was probably going to lay off the roadkill and mushrooms for a while..

E N i D.