a series of [un]fortunate events || a wenclair collection [explicit]

16. dear diary

A/N: AU! 15 y/o Wednesday writes in a diary about her and Enid. Hilarity and cute fluff ensue. AU, because Wednesday is going to be super cute gushing about her gf, Enid. These are going to be rather short entries, so I hope you guys still enjoy. These were inspired by a fanfiction on AO3!

-- Dear Diary,--

Today, I had school with Enid. She was so pretty, with her multi-colored hair. The teacher was saying something to us, but all I could focus on was Enid. Did she change her hair? Why didn't she tell me? It didn't matter, she looked so pretty, I wanna play in her hair all day. Oh no, she caught me staring. I need to go.

-- Dear Diary,--

We had lunch today, but the food looked and tasted gross. I didn't like it, it almost made me throw up. Why did they have to have the worst food all the time? What was Enid eating? Probably cupcakes or donuts, because she's so sweet. I want to kiss her. Wait, did I Say that out loud? Goodbye.

-- Dear Diary,--

Enid came back to our dorm room, and I didn't like how she smelled. She usually goes out hunting and forgot to shower. I told her to take a shower and I felt bad because she frowned. I was sad. But she really stinks, and I don't want anyone else telling her that. I'll hurt them. I'll hurt anyone that makes my Enid cry. 

-- Dear Diary,--

Today, Enid and I went out shopping. But it wasn't a date because Ajax came with us. I don't like him. He's always giving Enid weird looks, and I think he likes her. I don't like that. I don't want him taking Enid away from me, because I know that's what he wants to do. I want to hurt him. I'm angry. Goodbye.

-- Dear Diary,--

Ajax and Enid have been spending more and more time together. I don't want to be jealous, I want her to have friends, but I really don't like Ajax. He keeps trying to get close to Enid, and I want to hurt him so badly, but Enid assured me that they're just friends. I hope she doesn't catch on that I love her and I'm jealous. I would die. I need to go.

-- Dear Diary,--

Enid sat in our dorm room and stared at me. I started blushing because God, she looked so cute. I asked why she was staring at me, she said I looked really hecking cute. I guess I wasn't very subtle in hiding my crush on her. My ears were red. I hope she doesn't realize I'm crushing on her...

-- Dear Diary, --

Ajax made Enid upset. He said something stupid and she ran back to our dorm room in tears. I told her I would be right back. I found Ajax and stomped on his stupid feet and demanded he apologize to her or I would get a mirror and have him stare at his reflection. He's a Gorgon so he would turn himself to stone if he didn't cover up his snakes. He scoffed at me and told me to go away. I slapped him across the face and reiterated my threat and stared at him with a tranquil fury. He got the message and apologized to Enid. I smiled. She appreciated my gesture. I blushed and looked away. This was torture. Enid was so cute. Kiss me, please...

-- Dear Diary,--

I told Enid that I had a huge crush on her. She told me she already knew. I guess when I went after Ajax and forced him to apologize for making her upset the other day, she caught on to my feelings for her. I walked up to her and pecked her lips. She tasted like strawberries. I loved strawberries now. I'm blushing and smiling. Enid was my girlfriend! 

-- Dear Diary,--

Enid told Ajax that I was her girlfriend. He was surprisingly okay with it and supported us. I guess he's not such a stupid, stinky boy after all. I like him now. But if he makes her upset again, I'll hurt him. Enid kissed me, and I giggled. She said she likes my giggle. I love her. She's such a cutie. Enid is so cute!!

-- Dear Diary,--

I'm getting sleepy. Enid asked to sleep with me tonight, but because we were still too young, the school denied it. That was okay. As long as Enid was in the same room with me, I didn't care. Tomorrow, we are going to go out on a date, but it's not actually a date, we're just going out shopping again. She likes wearing a lot of colorful clothes. I want to wear some of her clothes, too. Enid is so stylish. She always looks so pretty. I'm a lucky girl. Did I already say Enid was pretty? She was. She was so cute. She smelled and tasted like strawberries. I giggled. I love her. Good night, Diary. 

E N i D.

A/N: Should I do another one of these? Maybe for Enid next? Let me know your thoughts!