a series of [un]fortunate events || a wenclair collection [explicit]

29. stink, part 3: what do i smell like right now

A/N: Fart jokes and Wednesday stinking up the place and Enid practically throwing her girlfriend into the shower with her stinky ass lol

Enid's POV

"Enid, be honest. What do I smell like right now."

Honestly, Wednesday could not have smelled any worse than she did right at this moment... I'm convinced she never showers and don't even get me started on how bad her farts can stink..

"You stink, Wednesday... You really stink.."

Wednesday stood there.

"Yes, I know. But I want you to tell me how bad I stink. We promised each other that we would be more honest. You wanted me to express more emotion, I want you to do the same. And if you are worried about hurting my feelings, you clearly do not know me as well as you think you do. Which is not to say I think you don't care, I... let me start over... I promise you, you will not hurt my feelings."

I giggled at Wednesday's awkwardness. She was unbelievably cute sometimes.

"Wednesday, you smell like rotten eggs and literal death, have you even showered today?"

Wednesday smelled herself and made a face.

"Oh. I guess you are correct... I guess I got so used to the smell of death that I did not even notice how bad I was starting to smell... Um, Enid?"

I looked at her.

"Y-Yes, Willa?"

She was actually embarrassed, which only meant one thing.

"I am about to f.. I despise this word..."

"Willa, it's okay, you can say fart. I won't say anything to anyone."

I responded with a bit of a giggle.

"I need to fart..." 

Oh dear.. At least she gave me a warning before hand. I braced myself as the air in our room was filled with a steady stream of extremely rancid and rotten eggs mixed with fish left out in the sun...

"Wednesday, why are they always so silent??"

Wednesday waved the air away, actually plugging her nose for once.

"Even I could smell that one... I do not know why they're constantly silent and stinky... But that one really smelled bad... maybe because I am already stinky, it simply increased the rotten egg stink..." 

I couldn't take anymore of this chamber of stink so I grabbed Wednesday, causing her to yelp and damn near threw her in the shower.

"Please, Willa... you stink so bad, I'm about to pass out, take a shower."

Wednesday took off her stinky clothes and turned on the shower, but she gave me a little show and stuck her ass out a bit, making me blush. Damn her...

"Get into the shower with me. You stink, too~"

I smirked before joining her, and then Wednesday just farted loudly in the shower.

"Oops..."

I giggled before replying,

"OH my GOD, Wednesday, that stinks!"

E N i D.

A/N: hehe lol GIVEMEAPPLES00, I figured you would really find this one hilarious lmao