a series of [un]fortunate events || a wenclair collection [explicit]

18. stink

A/N: PRAISE WEDNESDAY RENEWED FOR SEASON 2

Enid's POV

It was a pretty boring day today. School let out early so I quickly headed back to the dorm room where Wednesday was. Lately, Wednesday was more conversational with me, and I wanted to ask her some things because I was bored and I knew that she would indulge me.

"Hey, Wednesday!"

Wednesday, as usual, was working on her novel. At first, that click-clacking from her typewriter annoyed me, but after I accidentally destroyed it (long story), I never wanted to stop hearing it again. When she heard me walk through the door, she immediately stopped typing and turned to smile at me. I really loved her smile. She refused to show anyone else her smile. It was like a secret between us that I would cherish forever.

"Greetings, Enid. How are you, mi amor?"

Wow, she's... she rarely asks me how I'm doing, it's normally a hey. Which I'm not complaining about, because that's how she is, I guess she really is mellowing out. But don't tell her I said that, she'd kill me. But not literally! N-Never mind.

"I'm bored. Like, really bored.."

Wednesday frowned. She usually does when she talks to me. 

"I am surprised you are not on that phone of yours on... what is it called? Tik...Tok?"

I giggled. It's always so cute when Wednesday tries to keep up with social media. She rarely uses it as she finds it, and I quote, "a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation", but ever since Xavier gave her a phone, she's been very slowly coming around.

"Actually... I want to ask you a question, well.. a few questions. If you wouldn't mind entertaining me?"

Wednesday nodded stoically.

"Soooo... do you ever get embarrassed, Wednesday?"

Wednesday paused for a bit before nodding slowly.

"Yes... where is this conversation going, my darling wolf?"

I bit back a grin. I know, I know, it was bad, but I wanted to expose Wednesday a little bit. 

"Do you... do you fart, and do they stink?"

Wednesday blushed. 

"Why... do you wish to know this, Enid? Are you planning on putting my confessions on your blog in an attempt to poke fun at me?"

"Huh? No no no! I would never!" 

Wednesday smirked.

"That was a joke, Enid. I know you better to understand that you would never do anything of the sort. To answer your question... yes, sometimes I do... expel gaseous pressure from my rear end and it does really smell horrendous... If I cannot sleep, I will... occasionally use my own gas to... knock myself out."

I couldn't help but giggle as Wednesday blushed.

"What of you? I am sure being a wolf, along with your dietary habits tend to result in some... rancid results as well?"

"Oh, yeah most def! I had to curb my diet a bit because I kept stinking up the place long before you arrived. Even now I have to make sure that the dorm room doesn't smell bad."

Wednesday sniffed the air before making a face.

"You did not do a very good job. It still smells of... eggs?"

I blushed in embarrassment.

"I... may have let one slip just now, sorry..."

Wednesday actually giggled, it was a quick giggle, but she did it nonetheless.

"Enid... do not apologize. I... may have released some gas just now. Next time you head out, please bring back some air fresheners..."

I giggled before kissing Wednesday lightly. 

I guess I'm not so bored now, hehe.

E N i D.

A/N: I'm not sorry for this lol