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Chapter 2 - Bathroom war

One day.. Germany was getting some books from his locker but suddenly someone touched his shoulder, he yelped when he saw America there

Germany: AH! Jeez.. America you scared me!

America: Eh heh.. sorry Germany.. oh! Anyways i have some really really bad news..

Germany: What??

America: I lost control of the boys bathroom's..

Germany: Wait.. you lost control of the boys bathroom's? How did that happen?!

America: Well.. uh, funny story actually..

FLASHBACKKK!

America was in the bathroom talking to Russia.

America: So is there like football practice today? Or like..

Russia: I don't know oh by the way who's watching the door actually?

America: Netherlands, Maybe?

They were just talking peacefully until someone barged in the bathroom door.

Third reich: WHERE THE FUCK IS AMERICA?!

America: *gasp* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NAZI?!

Third reich: Oh, i heard you calling me a FUCKING LIAR!

America: YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR! and im glad i told the entire school that you are!

Japan empire: WHERE THE FUCK IS AMERICA-KUN?!

Russia: Alright, who the fuck is watching the door? Is netherlands even there??

Fascist italy: WHERE I-

America: ALRIGHT! GOD.. why is everybody coming for me?

Japan empire: Hii Russiaaa

Russia: Oh god im g-gonna PUKE!

Russia then ran towards the bathroom stall and started to puke, we could hear him puking.. eww..

Japan empire: Hii soo.. i heard you were calling my boss a FUCKING LIAR!

America: he is a LIAR! He even betrayed the USSR! An grown up man! So he's technically a LIAR!

Third reich: Well, i want an apology! Im not a liar!

America: YOU ARE A LIARRRRRR! GOD I WANNA FUCKING MURDER YOU

Russia finally got out of the stall, he grabbed a tissue and cleaned up his face.

Russia: God.. CAN YOU GUYS STOP FUCKING YELLING?!

Fascist italy: YOUR THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING YELLING!

Russia: THIS IS HOW I TALK!

Japan empire: Well then, if you don't forgive my boss then i'll gladly send bomb's to pearl harbor!

America: But you will do it anyway!

Russia: Isn't that like your.. state?

America: I know.. FINE! Third reich.. i AM sorry...

Third reich: i didn't believe that for a god damm second. I want a hand written apology delivered to my door step along with 25 dollars!

America: AH COME ON!

Third: Annd.. additionally i want possesion of all boys bathroom's, from the east block to the west and the two tree's in the quad.

Russia: FUCK NO! AME, DON'T YOU DARE GIVE HIM POSSESION!

Fascist italy: You know Russia, America.. it would be ashame that your sibling's feel down a flight of STAIRS!

Russia: Ohhhh... well, im gonna go.

America: FINE! But you have to give the whole entire foot ball team the center lunch table!

Russia left the server-

Third reich: Fine! I'll accept your terms!

America: But remember this.. the war between the football team with the axis isn't over yet.

END OF FLASHBACKKK!

America: Yeah.. sooo were fucked.

Germany: But if you lost control of the boys bathroom's then where are we-

America: Gonna shit? Yeah.. i don't know..

Germany: Well, i guess those paper bags i have might be useful now..

America: yeah... oh! Have you seen Russia? He left when i made the deal.

Germany: Oh! I saw him with his girlfriend China.

America: Oh really? Let's spy on them!

Germany: isn't that gonna be weird? I mean..

America: Oh it's finee... let's go!

After searching for the entire school, they both found Russia talking to his girlfriend. America shushed Germany and listened to their conversation.

Russia: Like i wasn't even sure what to do.

China: What are we talking about again?

Russia: Uhm, I told you the whole thing! Were you even listening to my story?!

China: i wasn't very interested actually.

Russia: God.. im breaking up with you..

Germany: so? What did he say?

America: i have no clue..

Germany: Bruh, Oh i have an idea!

America: what is i-

Germany then pushed america revealing him self, america feel and hit his head hard

America: OWW! Germany what the hel-

America then looked up to see Russia and China looking at him

America: Oh.. hiiii Ruski..

Russia: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

China: Bye your not my boyfriend anymore.

China left the server-

Russia: God dammit.. well, i guess im single again.

America: Heeey! Russia.. since you know single.. Wanna go on a date?

Russia: ... What?

America: Like a date! Like we go out for dinner or someshit!

Russia: Uh.. i don't know my dad will not like that.

America: Pfft! Who gives a shit about your dad?! He's dead!

Russia: No he's not.

Germany: What the fuck are they talking about??

To be continued...

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Lol what a lazy chapter.