Chapter 5 - Torn apart

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After the prank the axis did to the football team, the football team
Wasn't gonna let this happend so they did their revenge, after they did their revenge, the America,Russia,Germany and Poland were hanging out

America: So, are cats better then dogs or..

Russia: Dogs are better.

Germany: Yeah.. Russia's right..

Poland: Oh, right.

Russia: Heeey Polanddd

Poland: Huh?

Russia: I wanted to ask something!

Poland: Oh.. what is it?

Russia: What the fuck are you doing hanging out with the axis?

America: Wait what?

Poland was shocked, How did he knew?? Poland tried to make up a lie but.. their was to much prove.

America: Wait so your the one who spray painted my locker?

Poland: NO! I wa-

Just then the axis appeard out of nowhere.

Third reich: Hiii Polanddddd

Poland: GAAH!

Third reich: Sooo.. Poland do you like making me look like a dick hole? DO YOU??

Poland: Uhm.. you want me to say no righ-

Third reich: YOUR God damn right i want you to say no! Because you where late to the god damn, fucking AXIS STRATEGY MEETING!

Russia: WAIT DID YOU SAY STRATEGY MEETING?!

Japan empire: Oh hi there Russia i didn't smell you there, how's your clamydia circus?

Russia: OH! It's fucking gone but thank's for asking! HOWS YOUR FUCKING COCK-EYED NIPPLE?!

Japan empire: It's looking both ways, i heard you farted in biology, and it smelled like your dad's dick.

Russia: HAH! How's Hiroshima and Nagasaki doing? GOTTA LOVE THOSE BOMB'S IM I RIGHT??

Japan empire: You bitch.

Russia: You fucking cunt.

Japan empire: You fucking bitch.

Russia: Cunt.

Japan empire: BITCH!

The two men started to fight like 5 year old's, meanwhile Germany and fascist italy were talking

Fascist italy: so uhm, do you usually just stand there and watch while this goes on?

Germany: Yeah, pretty much.

Back to the fighting

Russia: Twat!

Japan empire: Tu es un bitcho.

Russia: Fuck off.

Japan empire: Go fuck your self.

Germany: Hey i like your military suit.

Fascist italy: Thank's the third reich gave me it.

Japan empire: FUCK YOU.

Russia: DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?

America: ENOUGH! Im not just gonna watch you guys fight like 5 year olds! Germany,Russia,Poland let's go...

Third reich: uhm.. excuse, Poland is a member of are group, we had him sworn on everything.

Japan empire: He's coming with us!

Russia: The fuck he is! He may be a lazy fucking slut but at least he's ours!

Poland: Hey! Im not lazy!

Germany: Yeah! He's a member of the football team!

All: POLAND!

Poland: Uhmmmmmmmm..... i have to brush my wings now.

Third reich: Poland! Your a member of the axis, you BRUSH WITH US.

America: uh no, Poland! Your in the football team! YOU BRUSH WITH US.

Japan empire: HE'S A AXIS!

Russia: He's on the goddamn mother fucking football team.

Fascist italy: Axis!

Germany: Football team!

America and the third reich grabbed Polands arm and they started to pull it back and forth.

Poland: GAH! you know guys is kinda hurt-

But.. the group pulled Poland arm with their all of their strength.
And then POLANDS ARM'S GOT RIPPED OFF. There was blood everywhere

Poland: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

Poland then ran away screaming and crying, the others just stood there, while holding the poor country's arms

Third reich: O-OH.. HOLY SHIT.

Japan empire: Oh my god.

The axis left and dropped Polands arm on the floor, meanwhile the football team was still stabding there, while holding the arm

Russia: Ehm... im gonna go.

America: Germany were gonna hold practice 11 minutes, but i'll see you out there.

America gave Germany the bleeding arm and left, Germany then grabbed the other arm so.. technically he's holding two bleeding arms in his hand now.

Netherlands: oh hi Germany, Italy said you wanted to see me.

Germany: Netherlands, You were susposed to be watching the DOOR.

Netherlands: Oh i know, my family and i went to pearl harbo-

Germany: YOU WERE SUSPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR, NETHERLANDS.

Netherlands: Yeah i know, didn't i submitted the vacation form before i lef-

Germany: YOU. WERE SUSPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!

Netherland: Yea-

Germany: Y O U   W E R E.  S U S P O S E D   T O   B E    W A C T H I N G. T H E   D O O R.

Netherland: Germany-

Germany: YOU WERE SUSPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR! NETHERLANDS!

Netherland: Ger-

Germany: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?! NETHERLANDS? THESE ARE A LITTLE BOYS ARMS, with dreams! With legs! And a head!

Netherland: I really- umm.. Germ-

Germany: he's a pencil! he's swizzle stick! You can use him, as a pool noodle! AND NOW IM HOLDING UP HIS ARMS!

Netherland: Okay, but.. but i was-

Germany: IM HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR

Netherland: uhm.. i was at pearl har-

Germany: A LITTLE BOY LOST HIS ARMS NETHERLANDS! A boy lost his fucking arms. Do you not know what was stranspired when you went to pearl harbor? Seeing the the fucking japanese museum?
We had are own pearl harbor here today! OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US!  LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! And me! And Ben Afflack and Ben Afflack, and im holding two fucking boys arms! And you're Cuba gooding JR dissapointing everyone!

Netherland: eughh... *cries*

Germany: LIVE WITH THAT!

To be continued...

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(Context) when netherlands was saying " italy said you wanted to see me" FASCIST ITALY AND NORMAL ITALY ARE DIFFERENT. there like sibling's same as japan empire and normal japan andd Germany and the third reich

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