Text Minnie Then

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You
Ay, Minnie, did you grab
the bananas like I asked?
I don't want another
barbeque incident
No matter how funny Uncle
Liam setting his pants on fire
was

Unknown
But it was tho
The face he made was top
tier

You
The hospital bill wasn't

Unknown
Fair enough
Why do we need bananas
again?

You
Cuz Uncle Liam's asking for
them

Unknown
Ah
You should probably text
Minnie then

You
WAIT
I'm so so sorry
I thought this was Minnie

Unknown
Yeah don't worry about it

You
Welp

Unknown
Hm??

You
You see the IronMan movies?

Unknown
I have, I have

You
Alright
Then imma need your
opinion on this debate

Unknown
Alright, I'm ready

You
Is Tony Stark dad or daddy
material?

Unknown
Uhhhhhmmm
Uhhh hold on idk

You
Welp form an opinion

Unknown
Can't you ask actual
Minnie

You
That's who this debate is
with in the first place

Unknown
Ohhh I see your problem

You
Good, good
Now you're answer

Unknown
Uh Daddy?

You
... alright
Okay how about this
I have very few friends
You're a person I'm talking to
We each ask the other a
question and depending upon
their answer, we either become
friends or not

Unknown
That would be interesting
Let's do it

You
Thoughts on Stucky?

Unknown
Absolute 100% one
of the best Marvel ships
It's a shame it's not canon

You
YESSSSS
SUCK IT MINNIE

Unknown
You really got to sort
out these problems with
Minnie, jeez
Alright my question
What color's your underwear?

You
UHMMM
CHILE-
I LITERALLY JUST MET YOU
NOPE NUH UH
NOT NOW
NOT EVER

Unknown
Calm down, I was joking
Dog or cat person?

You
They both have their ups and
downs
Dogs are more social but cats
know what they want

Unknown
Hmm. Dogs are better
but I'll accept your
answer

You
Wow jeez
So we're friends now, Pardner

Unknown
Yep, we are

You
Give me a name to put as your
contact

Unknown
Uhhhhhhhh
Evan

You
I didn't mean you're real name

Unknown
That wasn't my real name

You
Oh okie then
Put me down as

Unknown
Minnie Fanatic and Stuck
shipper?

You
Uh no
Call me ✨White✨

Unknown
Why White?

You
I wanna be mysterious

Unknown
Fair
You got Twitter?

You
Hell no
I'm scared of that hellscape

Unknown
Mmm smart

~~~Twitter~~~

Chris Evans @chrisevans
Is Tony Stark dad or daddy material?
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RDJ @robertdowneyjr
Why can't he be both?

Tom Holland @tomholland1996
Nope just nop

User1 @username1
Wtf Chris??

User2 @username2
Daddy for sure
But like, what brought this on?

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