You
Oiiii EvanEvan
Yes?You
Do you have Duolingo?Evan
Uh yeah
How did you know?You
Oh a new "follow one
of your contacts" popped upEvan
OhYou
Your accounts actually kinda
funny
Love the username by the way
America's Ass (Boston version)
It's super awesomeEvan
Thabk you thank you
I put a whole 30 seconds
into coming up with itYou
That's me with literally all my
life decisionsEvan
Uhm that's not good
But who am I to judge
SameYou
IS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YOUR
DOG???Evan
Yeah, yeah it isYou
Holy shut
It's adorable
What's it called?
Is it a boy or girl?Evan
It's a boy
His name's DodgerYou
Oh my gods
I love him
May I have a picture of him
that's bigger than the Duolingo
circle?Evan
Yeah sure
You
Hes perfect and adorable
and I'm in love with him
Marry meEvan
Thank you again
And I mean, why notYou
Wait actually??
ReadEvan??
ReadOml you can't do this
I need to know if I'm married
or notEvan
Suffer igYou
Die in a hole
YOU ARE READING
Carnations (Wrong Number)
FanfictionOne fateful (and kinda cliche) day, Y/N manages to mess up her friend's phone number. And well, I think you can imagine what happens next.